Stephen Colbert Changed the World 

In today's Tweet Beat, Courtney Stodden makes an appearance because it's been awhile, Mara Wilson asks an important question Stephen Colbert drops the satire. Maybe. » 12/19/14 7:30pm 12/19/14 7:30pm

Rihanna and This Yacht Look Great Together

In Today's Tweet Beat, I still cannot believe Rihanna is not back on Instagram, Joe Biden hearts women's equality and Courtney Stodden really...loves her dogs. » 8/26/14 7:30pm 8/26/14 7:30pm

Famous Infant North West Finally Makes Her Modeling Debut

Baby North West, the offspring of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, has made her solo modeling debut (her non-solo modeling debut, as you may recall, occurred in the pages of Vogue, wherein she posed with her parents and also Kris Jenner clasped her like a voracious Titan). » 8/14/14 9:30am 8/14/14 9:30am

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are Getting UN-DIVORCED

THANK YOU, GODDESS, FOR THIS GIFT. PR geniuses Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are back in the news after announcing they're un-canceling their tragic divorce and are re-engaged to be re-married. LONG LIVE DOURTNEY. » 8/11/14 8:15pm 8/11/14 8:15pm

Courtney Stodden Says She's a 'True Feminist'

Feminism is having a moment, you guys. First Miley Cyrus and now Courtney Stodden—everyone wants to be part of our little club! It would seem that we are officially in the midst of the Fourth Wave. The difference is that this time around we're wearing makeup, so people don't mind being associated with us. » 11/15/13 2:40pm 11/15/13 2:40pm

Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Didn't Really Compare Acting to Soldiering

Yesterday, word spread that ageless human branding mechanism Tom Cruise had been quoted comparing his job (as a punch-kicking thespian who has the most demonstrative "running really fast face" in Hollywood) to that of a soldier. In Afghanistan. Cool story, bro, sneered the Internet, as everyone was collectively… » 11/10/13 11:00am 11/10/13 11:00am

Vote In The Official Jezebel Shittiest Celebrity News Of The Week Poll

So many awful, devastating, terrible things happened this past week. I read all of your comments, reacting to the stories, and my heart broke with you. I watched you shed your tears, all because this week brought a trio of tragedies to world of entertainment news reporting. » 11/03/13 3:53pm 11/03/13 3:53pm

Neil Patrick Harris Would Like The Emmys To Be Way Less Depressing

On Watch What Happens Live, aka the Algonquin Round Table on LSD, Neil Patrick Harris offered an apology for showcasing all that pesky death that ruined your enjoyment of America's Fourth Most Important Awards Show, aka the Emmys: » 11/02/13 11:30am 11/02/13 11:30am

RIP, Dourtney: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Call It Quits

After two years of marital bliss, 19-year-old Courtney Stodden has split from her 53-year-old husband Doug Hutchison. People, people, I know this is hard, and I know what you're thinking: "Hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuggghhh, this bra iiiiiiiitches. Should I order cheesy bread or nachos? Wait...did I turn the space heater off?… » 11/01/13 8:00pm 11/01/13 8:00pm

Courtney Stodden Got Totally Brainfaced Wasted in London

Teen bride Courtney Stodden is still tooling around London after getting evicted from Celebrity Big Brother last week. The 19-year-old went to some place called Whiskey Mist last night without her old man and acted about as age appropriate as we've ever seen her, as she had to be carried out of the club because she… » 9/20/13 10:40am 9/20/13 10:40am

RuPaul Offers Questionable Advice to Courtney Stodden: Be Like Marilyn

RuPaul has a lot of good advice for Courtney Stodden, and I’m sure if you watch this video more than once, you’ll detect how insightful and empathetic a showbiz guru he is. But. The one overshadowing moment in this installment of “RuPaul Drives” is when Courtney Stodden explains why her puppy’s name is “Dourtney.” » 9/02/13 3:30pm 9/02/13 3:30pm

Alec and Hilaria Baldwin Welcome a Baby Girl Named Carmen

Good job, you two! You did it! Backstory: Nine-ish months ago, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin did a special kind of hugging, and then today a baby came out! JUST LIKE IN THE SCIENCE MOVIES. The baby is a girl and they named it Carmen Gabriela and now it lives with them and Alec Baldwin touches its poop and stuff. Congrats!… » 8/23/13 8:00pm 8/23/13 8:00pm

Snooki to Kate Middleton: 'You're a MILF'

Snooki—new mom and noted SNILF—thinks Kate Middleton is really pretty. No, like, really pretty. So pretty, in fact, that Snooki would like to ILF Kate Middleton right in the M-hole. Or something. Point is, she's into it. » 8/20/13 8:45pm 8/20/13 8:45pm

The Beginning of the End? Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones Ditch Parks and Rec

Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones will be leaving Parks and Rec during the 13th episode of the upcoming sixth season, executive producer Mike Schur has confirmed — because their characters are maybe, probably, having that baby they were talking about at the end of last season. » 8/01/13 9:00am 8/01/13 9:00am

Courtney Stodden Says ‘Nah’ to $5 Million Porn Offer

An online pornographer named Max Gambler (!!!) apparently offered Courtney Stodden $200k (with the potential to "lead to" $5 million) to star in a 15-minute "360 degree" porno, which is like a regular porno but FILMED IN A 360-DEGREE OVEN. She declined. "It is not the direction I am interested in taking in my life,"… » 7/26/13 8:00pm 7/26/13 8:00pm

Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Shithead

To your chagrin, the gum-snapping, Jnco-pants-wearing Icarus known as Justin Bieber has not yet flown into the sun. In fact, Biebs' reign of terror has now expanded well beyond the Greater Los Angeles area. He and his Little Rascals were banned for life from Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving after being disrespectful brats.… » 6/25/13 9:00am 6/25/13 9:00am

Rihanna Heading to Love Rehab to Finally Get Over You-Know-Who

After years of concern, concern-trolling, and self-destructive behavior that made even Oprah do this, Rihanna is allegedly taking some time off from her Diamonds World Tour to check into a women's sex and love addiction program at Centers for Relationship and Sexual Recovery (CRSR) on Recovery Ranch, a Tennessee… » 6/18/13 9:00am 6/18/13 9:00am

Courtney Stodden Made a Sex Tape. Pause For Lack of Reaction.

In a move worthy of Charlie Kaufman, Doug Hutchison's newly non-child bride Courtney Stodden took a break from living in a sex tape just long enough to actually film a sex tape. Meta! It is a solo tape, filmed shortly after her 18th birthday, and, SORRY, it is totally private until she decides to sell it for more… » 5/18/13 11:30am 5/18/13 11:30am

Courtney Stodden Releases Compelling PSA About Not Becoming Courtney…

I have to admit, I do find something slightly compelling about the utter unselfconsciousness of Courtney Stodden, her royal footman Doug, and Dourtney, their dashing steed/fake son. If you take her at her word that she was not sold into child-marriage, the unselfconsciousness is not manufactured, and she is wholly… » 2/19/13 7:40pm 2/19/13 7:40pm

Courtney Stodden Celebrates Her Video Premiere With LED Panties

This weekend, teenage bride Courtney Stodden threw a premiere party for the release of her new music video for her single "Reality." She showed up in a floor-length, transparent gown—the kind that strippers wear when they're working the floor selling lap dances—that revealed her illuminated panties. It turns out that… » 2/12/13 5:10pm 2/12/13 5:10pm