Courtney Stodden Says She's a 'True Feminist'

Feminism is having a moment, you guys. First Miley Cyrus and now Courtney Stodden—everyone wants to be part of our little club! It would seem that we are officially in the midst of the Fourth Wave. The difference is that this time around we're wearing makeup, so people don't mind being associated with us. » 11/15/13 2:40pm 11/15/13 2:40pm

Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Didn't Really Compare Acting to Soldiering

Yesterday, word spread that ageless human branding mechanism Tom Cruise had been quoted comparing his job (as a punch-kicking thespian who has the most demonstrative "running really fast face" in Hollywood) to that of a soldier. In Afghanistan. Cool story, bro, sneered the Internet, as everyone was collectively… » 11/10/13 11:00am 11/10/13 11:00am

RIP, Dourtney: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Call It Quits

After two years of marital bliss, 19-year-old Courtney Stodden has split from her 53-year-old husband Doug Hutchison. People, people, I know this is hard, and I know what you're thinking: "Hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuggghhh, this bra iiiiiiiitches. Should I order cheesy bread or nachos? Wait...did I turn the space heater off?… » 11/01/13 8:00pm 11/01/13 8:00pm

Courtney Stodden Got Totally Brainfaced Wasted in London

Teen bride Courtney Stodden is still tooling around London after getting evicted from Celebrity Big Brother last week. The 19-year-old went to some place called Whiskey Mist last night without her old man and acted about as age appropriate as we've ever seen her, as she had to be carried out of the club because she… » 9/20/13 10:40am 9/20/13 10:40am

RuPaul Offers Questionable Advice to Courtney Stodden: Be Like Marilyn

RuPaul has a lot of good advice for Courtney Stodden, and I’m sure if you watch this video more than once, you’ll detect how insightful and empathetic a showbiz guru he is. But. The one overshadowing moment in this installment of “RuPaul Drives” is when Courtney Stodden explains why her puppy’s name is “Dourtney.” » 9/02/13 3:30pm 9/02/13 3:30pm

Alec and Hilaria Baldwin Welcome a Baby Girl Named Carmen

Good job, you two! You did it! Backstory: Nine-ish months ago, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin did a special kind of hugging, and then today a baby came out! JUST LIKE IN THE SCIENCE MOVIES. The baby is a girl and they named it Carmen Gabriela and now it lives with them and Alec Baldwin touches its poop and stuff. Congrats!… » 8/23/13 8:00pm 8/23/13 8:00pm

Courtney Stodden Says ‘Nah’ to $5 Million Porn Offer

An online pornographer named Max Gambler (!!!) apparently offered Courtney Stodden $200k (with the potential to "lead to" $5 million) to star in a 15-minute "360 degree" porno, which is like a regular porno but FILMED IN A 360-DEGREE OVEN. She declined. "It is not the direction I am interested in taking in my life,"… » 7/26/13 8:00pm 7/26/13 8:00pm

Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Shithead

To your chagrin, the gum-snapping, Jnco-pants-wearing Icarus known as Justin Bieber has not yet flown into the sun. In fact, Biebs' reign of terror has now expanded well beyond the Greater Los Angeles area. He and his Little Rascals were banned for life from Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving after being disrespectful brats.… » 6/25/13 9:00am 6/25/13 9:00am

Rihanna Heading to Love Rehab to Finally Get Over You-Know-Who

After years of concern, concern-trolling, and self-destructive behavior that made even Oprah do this, Rihanna is allegedly taking some time off from her Diamonds World Tour to check into a women's sex and love addiction program at Centers for Relationship and Sexual Recovery (CRSR) on Recovery Ranch, a Tennessee… » 6/18/13 9:00am 6/18/13 9:00am

Courtney Stodden Made a Sex Tape. Pause For Lack of Reaction.

In a move worthy of Charlie Kaufman, Doug Hutchison's newly non-child bride Courtney Stodden took a break from living in a sex tape just long enough to actually film a sex tape. Meta! It is a solo tape, filmed shortly after her 18th birthday, and, SORRY, it is totally private until she decides to sell it for more… » 5/18/13 11:30am 5/18/13 11:30am

Courtney Stodden Releases Compelling PSA About Not Becoming Courtney…

I have to admit, I do find something slightly compelling about the utter unselfconsciousness of Courtney Stodden, her royal footman Doug, and Dourtney, their dashing steed/fake son. If you take her at her word that she was not sold into child-marriage, the unselfconsciousness is not manufactured, and she is wholly… » 2/19/13 7:40pm 2/19/13 7:40pm

Courtney Stodden Celebrates Her Video Premiere With LED Panties

This weekend, teenage bride Courtney Stodden threw a premiere party for the release of her new music video for her single "Reality." She showed up in a floor-length, transparent gown—the kind that strippers wear when they're working the floor selling lap dances—that revealed her illuminated panties. It turns out that… » 2/12/13 5:10pm 2/12/13 5:10pm

Chris Brown Totaled His Car En Route to Charity Appearance With Little…

Yesterday afternoon Chris Brown wrecked his Porsche after being chased down by the rabid paparazzi on the way to a charity event, according to the Beverly Hills Police Department. Brown's PR rep (#2 most thankless job after "professional human shit shoveler") explained how it happened: » 2/10/13 11:30am 2/10/13 11:30am