Courtney Love, Please Shut Up About Bruce Jenner!

GUYS. I thought we talked about this. I could have sworn we already had a long, drawn out, excruciatingly detailed conversation about why this kind of shit is not okay. After maybe a week or two of total freak outs about Bruce Jenner, I thought we had agreed to shut the fuck up about him and leave him the hell alone. » 3/26/14 11:28pm 3/26/14 11:28pm

Justin Bieber Seen Slinking Out of Brazilian Brothel in Ghost Costume

Justin Bieber » 11/04/13 9:23am 11/04/13 9:23am was caught attempting to sneak out of an upscale Brazilian brothel with a sheet over his head. He and a friend had spent more than three hours inside, and they left with two women. In other words, the Goblin Prince of Little Shit Kingdom donned a ghost disguise while attempting to discreetly participate…

Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest

Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this. » 8/15/13 9:00am 8/15/13 9:00am

The Complete Amanda Bynes Ugly Index

A more recent turn in Amanda Bynes' ever-winding downward spiral into messy wigtown has been the repeated use of her go-to insult: "you're ugly." Like a bong from the 36th floor, she hurls it around with reckless abandon. She says it so much that—much like microdermal implants, Twitter, and vagina murder—it's become… » 6/17/13 2:00pm 6/17/13 2:00pm

Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki And It Was Pretty Dark, Unpleasant

Chris Christie, who has gone on record multiple times as a World Class H8er of the Maysles brothers-directed cinéma vérité series Jersey Shore, met the cast of Jersey Shore when both Christie's team and Snooki's team were filming segments for the Today Show in Seaside Heights. And it wasn't even entertaining in a… » 5/25/13 11:30am 5/25/13 11:30am