Cap'n Crunch Is Staring at Your Child, Willing Him to Demand Cereal

Kids love shitty sugary cereals with strange, deranged mascots. But why? Lucky Charms taste freeze-dried, for God's sake. Well, it turns out those brightly colored boxes are perfectly designed so terrifying cartoons can stare straight into children's eyes, mesmerizing them into demanding Count Chocula. »4/04/14 12:40pm4/04/14 12:40pm


March Madness 2012 Sex vs. Chocolate: Cowgirl Rides Ahead, But It Ain't Over Yet!

Look alive, people! Each day, another battle in the war between Sex and Chocolate is upon us. In case you missed it: Last week, the Sex Conference and the Chocolate Conference entered the arena. 16 sexy soldiers and 16 delicious draftees committed to combat. Every day, we see different match-ups in each conference,… »3/20/12 3:00pm3/20/12 3:00pm