Man Arrested After Attempting to Make Sweet, Sweet Love to Dirty Old Couch

Meet Gerard Streator. One night at around 11 p.m., an off-duty cop was out jogging when he spotted the 46-year-old Wisconsin man leaning over an abandoned couch on the side of the road. According to the police report, Streator's hips were "thrusting up and down on the couch." As the cop got closer, he yelled, "what… »9/24/12 4:05pm9/24/12 4:05pm