No Unicorns Were Harmed in Making This Craigslist Couch (Probably)

The epic Craigslist ad is quickly becoming the impoverished modern equivalent of the epic poem, and it’s really just a matter of time until some enterprising literary critic launches the Craigslist Ad Quarterly, and the charm of a half-crazed, over-reaching attempt to get rid of a couch “woven entirely from Unicorn… » 9/02/13 1:10pm 9/02/13 1:10pm

If She Doesn't Want Talk, She Probably Doesn't Want To Sit On Your Face

David Joe Limones of Newburgh, New York was obviously upset that his ex wouldn't talk to him anymore, especially after she filed that pesky restraining order against him. So he went by her place, cut a hole in her couch and hid in it to wait for her to, you know, talk. She, however, was talking on the phone when she… » 6/20/08 4:30pm 6/20/08 4:30pm