Eyebrow Implants Are Now a Thing

Despite the best efforts of several haters in the industry, voluminous eyebrows are clinging to the face of fashion like a pair of very glamorous and well-groomed wooly caterpillars. And now, like all good trends, eyebrow mania has spawned its very own Capitol-esque beauty procedure: eyebrow implants. This is something … » 1/27/14 5:00pm 1/27/14 5:00pm

China's Female Workers Turning to Cosmetic Surgery to Stay Competitive

You know how at the beginning of a Nip/Tuck episode some apparently INSANE person would stroll into the office and explain in a pathos-evoking way how she needed to have roughly the facial bone structure of a Bengal tiger if she wanted to keep her job as the madam of an animorph-themed bordello in Nevada? “These young… » 8/04/13 2:00pm 8/04/13 2:00pm

Going Under The Knife Might Make You Look Younger, But Not Hotter

If you were in the market for a facelift in order to catch the eye of cuties at some Da Club or another, cancel your Troy/McNamara appointment. A new study that asked a group of people to evaluate plastic surgery patients before or after their procedures shows that while they're generally thought to look around three… » 8/03/13 2:30pm 8/03/13 2:30pm

What K-Pop Has to Do With South Korea's Plastic Surgery Obsession

Almost the entirety of the non-white world is plagued with the never-ending desire to appear as "western" as possible. Whether that means whitening creams in India, blond hair in Egypt, or eyelid fold procedures in South Korea, the western (read: caucasian) beauty standard has permeated across virtually all international … » 6/25/13 2:20pm 6/25/13 2:20pm

When Did Beyoncé Get a Nose Job?

Let's agree to disagree with the WoW Report, since they're claiming that Beyoncé is "veering into Michael Jackson territory" with her nose. But can we all agree that it sucks when standards of beauty are completely unattainable without a scalpel? Whether it's in this country or another, whether it's a thinner nose or » 2/05/13 6:30pm 2/05/13 6:30pm

I Can't Stop Looking at These South Korean Women Who've Had Plastic…

There's a full-length mirror and a scale on every single floor of the all-girls high school where Julia Lurie works. She's an American teaching English in South Korea, the country with the highest per capita rate of plastic surgery in the world. One in five women in Seoul have undergone some kind of procedure. Most… » 1/16/13 6:00pm 1/16/13 6:00pm

Stem Cell Facelift Leaves Woman Growing Bone Shards in Her Eyelids

A woman presented herself in Dr. Allan Wu's office with a symptom the cosmetic surgeon had never before encountered: she heard a distinct clicking sound, "like a tiny castanet snapping shut," every time she opened her right eye. The eye was painful and swollen. When Wu operated, he found bone shards growing inside her… » 12/28/12 3:30pm 12/28/12 3:30pm

Go Figure: Plastic Surgery Websites Are Creepy, Vague About Designer…

A study published in Obstetrics & Gynecology, one of the first of its kind, has used the Internet to take plastic surgery websites' descriptions of hymenoplasty and similar procedures in the U.S. and the U.K. to task for their lack of clarity and... well, their scare tactics. Of the ten websites studied, vaginoplasty… » 11/24/12 1:30pm 11/24/12 1:30pm

Botox May Actually Help People with Treatment-Resistant Depression

New research suggests that Botox isn't just good for paralyzing the facial muscles that allow humans to communicate unspeakable emotions and bridge the fathomless chasms that exist between ultimately forsaken individuals bound together in the loose and unsatisfying confederacy we call "society" — it may help patients… » 10/02/12 9:30am 10/02/12 9:30am

Finally, Science Has Cured the Non-Disease of Cellulite

Cellulaze! Cellulaze is a revolution. A revelation. The procedure, which requires only one doctor's visit, has been approved by the FDA for treating cellulite — an actual long-lasting "fix" for the problem. Except, of course, if we're being completely honest, we have to admit: Cellulite isn't actually a problem. » 5/03/12 3:40pm 5/03/12 3:40pm

Doting Doctor Dad Keeps Daughter Sexy With Breast Implants, Botox

When Brittani Niccole was 18 years old, she got a boob job. "I didn't have large breasts when I was younger, and all my friends did… I felt very self conscious about it," she says. The physician who performed the procedure was Dr. Michael Niccole, Brittani's dad. » 2/24/12 10:20am 2/24/12 10:20am

Human Barbie Puts Liposuction Voucher In 7-Year-Old Daughter’s…

If you stuffed your daughter's stocking with fattening peppermint candies and chocolate Santas this Christmas, you might want to reconsider whether you're really cut out for responsible parenting in light of the fact that Sarah Burge had the foresight to give her 7-year-old daughter the gift that will stave off any… » 1/04/12 2:35pm 1/04/12 2:35pm