Lydia Hearst Denies She'll Play Lindsay Lohan In Movie

Today in Tweet Beat, Lydia Hearst says that she's not signed on to star in a movie based on Lindsay Lohan's life. Plus, Meghan McCain is not happy about HBO turning Game Change into a miniseries.
Smell Sad, Like Jennifer Aniston, This Fall; Meet The Bedazzled Butt-Crack Shield
- Jennifer Aniston probably looks forlorn in her fragrance ad because she doesn't have a husband. She calls Lolavie a "nonperfume perfume" and says making it, "I felt like a little chemist." But all we hear is: Babies. Babies. Babies. [WWD]
Heidi Montag Is Hoping To Star In A Remake Of Splash
Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag's dream is to star in a movie that no one plans on remaking, Kelly Cutrone is the "godmomma of sex toys," and Lisa Rinna shows us her wrinkles.
Celebs Mourn Alexander McQueen On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne, Tracey Emin, Jeremy Scott and other celebs grieve over the death of Alexander McQueen, via Twitter and emoticons. Also, Spencer Pratt has an hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
Lauren Bacall Wants A Cigarette; Tyra Wants Bacon
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love admits she Googles herself, Miley Cyrus keeps forgetting to wear her retainer, and Larry King believes in aliens, but does not believe the government is hiding them from us.
Bruno Crashes Paris Fashion Week!
- Apparently emboldened by last week's success in Milan, Bruno — aka Sacha Baron Cohen — crashed Stella McCartney today. "With his red thong clearly visible above his jeans, the comedian — who was virtually unrecognisable in a flamboyant leather gilet, with his slicked-down hair dyed blonde and brown — sucked Tampax,…
Mickey Rourke Pets Pup • Sheryl Crow Shields Baby
The Hills' Whitney Port Designs Clothes, Issues Backhanded Compliments
- Holy underminer, Batman! Whitney Port on her clothing line: "I'm developing a clothing line. It won't be like Lauren's stuff, which I loved. Mine will be a little more high-end." [Radar]
- "Fashion Victims: The Catty Catalogue of Stylish Casualties From A to Z" by Michael Roberts, fashion director of Vanity Fair, sounds…
Lauren Conrad Is A Total Charity Case
- L.A. boutique Kitson can't give away poor Lauren Conrad's collection. Well, they can, but not to customers. "They're giving away her collection to Caitlin's Closet, a charity that gives girls dresses for their big events, like the prom and homecoming." I have a terrible image of no one choosing her dresses for prom,…
Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson: "It's A Trust Thing"
- Cory Kennedy speaks! About Lindsay Lohan and friendgirl Samantha Ronson! "Lindsay just feels safe with her," Cory says. "I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay's in. It's a trust thing." [People]
- Lindsay is looking to settle a…
Cory And The Cobrasnake: She Was Too Young To Fall In Love, And He Was Too Young To Know
Ah, love. The party photographer and nightlife fixture Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter knew love once. It didn't matter that he spent his nights surrounded by impossibly attractive young girls willing not only to blow him, but a few grand at Barney's, in pursuit of his tastemaking lens — when he laid eyes on then…
In perhaps the best use of an entire text page in a serious major magazine EVAHR, underage socialite/"It Girl" Cory Kennedy's Fashion Week text messages to her party photographer/ex-boyfriend Mark "Cobrasnake" Hunter are excerpted in New York Magazine this week. A sampling: CORY NYC: Hurry CORY NYC: Srsly COBRASNAKE:…
The 'Paper' Nightlife Awards: We Came, We Saw, We Mocked Perez Hilton
Last night I joined forces with our dear Slut Machine to go and root for our very own Nikola Tamindzic at Paper magazine's annual Nightlife Awards. Darling Nikola was up for Nightlife Photographer of the Year! He lost, not because he isn't the best (he is) but because the whole thing was clearly rigged: That nasty-ass…
A little birdie who would know tells us that a little birdie told him that the hummus in question that fueled the whole Leigh Lezark-Cory Kennedy rumble was not hummus at all... but tabbouleh.
Did Misshapes Leigh Lezark Blackball Fellow Internet Celebrity Cory Kennedy?
Fashion Week Gossip! We thought It Girl Cory Kennedy seemed a little low-key, chastened even, when we ran into her at Glamour's "Fashion Gives Back" party, and now we are beginning to understand why. For one thing, she was reportedly photographed to grace the September cover of Nylon, but something happened and…
Cory Kennedy And Arden Wohl: I Am So Fine Without You
We were recently racking our brains for the word for Yasser Arafat's headdress thingy when we found ourselves reading a post about a French magazine putting Internet It-Girl Cory Kennedy on its cover. We have been following the "career" of Cobrasnake muse and sometime girlfriend Cory for over a year and a half now…
Lindsay Lohan Endorses American Apparel In Her Dehydrated, Drugged Out Sleep
"American Apparel...operates antithetically to industry norms" Gee, ya think??? The New York Times runs a story today on how Lindsay Lohan was wearing an American Apparel hoodie when she puked out that very last morsel of "this-is-still-funny." And American Apparel posted the picture on its blog, not because they had…
