In today's Tweet Beat, Jack Antonoff is a feminist and wants Lana Del Rey to be one too, Cory Booker gives relationship advice and everybody loves Rihanna.

It appears Steve Lonegan, the Republican Senate hopeful from New Jersey, is employing some world-class jackhole in a key position. Senior staffer and key strategist Rick Shaftan is out there shouting profanity-laced bigoted bullshit about his bosses Democratic opponent Cory Booker.

Eva Longoria is not going to raise her head and keen her depair to the sky if she does not ever become a Procreation Station, she revealed in an interview:

Cory Booker just locked down the Democratic nomination for one of New Jersey's United States Senate seats. With the vote still being counted, the AP projected a win by Booker, who had a wide lead over his nearest challenger, Representative Frank Pallone. Come October, it's most likely buh-bye Newark, and hello Mr.…

I know, I know, we've already determined that Cory Booker is a shitty imaginary boyfriend, but then he keeps doing things that are really fucking great and we can't help but thinking — should we try one more time to make it work??

Cory Booker must be one of those dudes who holds his weight in a bag stored in an invisible realm, because he allegedly claims he's lost 40 pounds — and has "another 30 to go".

Oh, Cory Booker. Now you're just showing off. With the east coast in the midst of a cold snap, the mayor of Newark has taken to personally rescuing animals who have been left outside to fend for themselves. Or he at least rescued a dog while a reporter was standing nearby snapping photos. (Personally, I couldn't care…

Newark Mayor Cory Booker appeared on The Rachel Maddow Show to promote his jewelry line, the Caliber collection, which melts seized guns and turns them into bracelets. Each bracelet has "Newark" and the gun's serial number etched into it. According to the website.

Newark, New Jersey mayor Cory Booker once saved a woman from a burning building, once lived on Food Stamps, and once was a raging homophobe.

Cory Booker, the Batman/Mayor of Newark, has intimated that he's considering a gubernatorial run against Chris Christie, a decision he'll have to make in the next two weeks. He's also considering a 2014 Senate run, though that undertaking would be most likely be contingent on whether or not Democratic Sen. Frank…

Last month, Cory Booker announced that he'd be living off food stamps for a week, and today was his first day on the program. He has $29.78 for the week.

Fox News pundits famously know no shame, but The Five co-host Andrea Tantaros has to win some sort of heartless demon-lady award for mocking the millions of Americans who depend on food stamps to survive — on the night before Thanksgiving, no less.

Oh, no. Something's rotten in the state of Newark and our imaginary boyfriend Cory Booker might have something to do with it. During last night's Newark city council meeting, Booker staged a procedural move that had Newark's citizens so worked up that the gathering devolved into an actual brawl, with several people…

Welcome to Your Imaginary Boyfriend, Jezebel's new series in which we explore the wild and entirely fabricated world of dating a famous person. As is the risk with most fan fiction, things might get weird and things might get creepy, but the important thing is that we all have a good time. (With that in mind, there…

Because we can't stop, won't stop with the Bookerdemonium, New York magazine brings us some more reasons why we'd love to cuddle up to Mayor Handsome. (And there are, alas, reasons why we really wouldn't.) Either way, there's no denying that the man is a political star; every person with a Twitter account wants to be…

If you've been alive this past week, you've been witness or party to Cory Booker fever. He's a hero, has a great sense of humor (important in a man!), and is damn handsome. Is it hot in here or is that just the rising temperature of a million vaginas?