Jack Antonoff Is Unimpressed with Lana Del Rey's Space Fixation

In today's Tweet Beat, Jack Antonoff is a feminist and wants Lana Del Rey to be one too, Cory Booker gives relationship advice and everybody loves Rihanna. » 6/04/14 7:30pm 6/04/14 7:30pm

Cory Booker's Mom Is The Proudest Mom of All Moms

Cory Booker got a standing ovation at his swearing in on Friday. Even better than that? The priceless look on his mother's face throughout the ceremony. » 11/02/13 12:08pm 11/02/13 12:08pm

Congratulations to Senator-elect Cory Booker. With 58 percent of the vote counted, the AP called the US Senate election in New Jersey for Booker, who was carrying 56 percent of the vote. Buh-bye Steve Lonegan, and your little aides too. » 10/16/13 10:00pm 10/16/13 10:00pm

Steve Lonegan's Top Aide Calls Cory Booker 'Weird', 'Strange' and 'Gay'

It appears Steve Lonegan, the Republican Senate hopeful from New Jersey, is employing some world-class jackhole in a key position. Senior staffer and key strategist Rick Shaftan is out there shouting profanity-laced bigoted bullshit about his bosses Democratic opponent Cory Booker. » 10/12/13 12:00pm 10/12/13 12:00pm

Eva Longoria Does Not Have Baby Fever Thank You Very Much

Eva Longoria is not going to raise her head and keen her depair to the sky if she does not ever become a Procreation Station, she revealed in an interview: » 9/27/13 9:00am 9/27/13 9:00am

Your BFF Cory Booker Easily Won the New Jersey Senate Primary

Cory Booker just locked down the Democratic nomination for one of New Jersey's United States Senate seats. With the vote still being counted, the AP projected a win by Booker, who had a wide lead over his nearest challenger, Representative Frank Pallone. Come October, it's most likely buh-bye Newark, and hello Mr.… » 8/13/13 9:30pm 8/13/13 9:30pm

It's a Day, and So Cory Booker Rescued an Abused Dog

I know, I know, we've already determined that Cory Booker is a shitty imaginary boyfriend, but then he keeps doing things that are really fucking great and we can't help but thinking — should we try one more time to make it work?? » 6/30/13 10:30pm 6/30/13 10:30pm

Newark Mayor and popular imaginary boyfriend Cory Booker is mentioned in a federal lawsuit regarding an MTV anti-violence campaign to turn AK-47s into jewelry in Africa. Snoop Lion was also implicated. » 4/20/13 3:30pm 4/20/13 3:30pm

Cory Booker Is Just Like Us: He's on a Diet (Ugh)

Cory Booker must be one of those dudes who holds his weight in a bag stored in an invisible realm, because he allegedly claims he's lost 40 pounds — and has "another 30 to go". » 3/08/13 10:00am 3/08/13 10:00am

Super Human Cory Booker Is Now Personally Rescuing Animals from the Cold

Oh, Cory Booker. Now you're just showing off. With the east coast in the midst of a cold snap, the mayor of Newark has taken to personally rescuing animals who have been left outside to fend for themselves. Or he at least rescued a dog while a reporter was standing nearby snapping photos. (Personally, I couldn't care… » 1/25/13 7:00pm 1/25/13 7:00pm

Cory Booker Is Melting Guns Into Bracelets and He Gave One to Rachel…

Newark Mayor Cory Booker appeared on The Rachel Maddow Show to promote his jewelry line, the Caliber collection, which melts seized guns and turns them into bracelets. Each bracelet has "Newark" and the gun's serial number etched into it. According to the website. » 1/18/13 7:20pm 1/18/13 7:20pm

Cory Booker Tackles Cory Booker's History of Homophobia—So Is He Gay or…

Newark, New Jersey mayor Cory Booker once saved a woman from a burning building, once lived on Food Stamps, and once was a raging homophobe. » 1/11/13 3:20pm 1/11/13 3:20pm

Super Mayor Cory Booker Wonders Aloud Whether He’ll Run for Governor or…

Cory Booker, the Batman/Mayor of Newark, has intimated that he's considering a gubernatorial run against Chris Christie, a decision he'll have to make in the next two weeks. He's also considering a 2014 Senate run, though that undertaking would be most likely be contingent on whether or not Democratic Sen. Frank… » 12/09/12 5:45pm 12/09/12 5:45pm

Super Mayor Cory Booker Starts Food Stamp Challenge, Already Missing…

Last month, Cory Booker announced that he'd be living off food stamps for a week, and today was his first day on the program. He has $29.78 for the week. » 12/04/12 11:45pm 12/04/12 11:45pm

Fox News Host Says She'd Look 'Fabulous' On the Food Stamps Diet Plan

Fox News pundits famously know no shame, but The Five co-host Andrea Tantaros has to win some sort of heartless demon-lady award for mocking the millions of Americans who depend on food stamps to survive — on the night before Thanksgiving, no less. » 11/21/12 6:20pm 11/21/12 6:20pm

Cory Booker Causes Mini Riot at Newark City Council Meeting

Oh, no. Something's rotten in the state of Newark and our imaginary boyfriend Cory Booker might have something to do with it. During last night's Newark city council meeting, Booker staged a procedural move that had Newark's citizens so worked up that the gathering devolved into an actual brawl, with several people… » 11/21/12 5:20pm 11/21/12 5:20pm

Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Cory Booker

Welcome to Your Imaginary Boyfriend, Jezebel's new series in which we explore the wild and entirely fabricated world of dating a famous person. As is the risk with most fan fiction, things might get weird and things might get creepy, but the important thing is that we all have a good time. (With that in mind, there… » 11/12/12 3:05pm 11/12/12 3:05pm

Watching Steel Magnolias Makes Him Cry: Cory Booker Is Just Like Us

Because we can't stop, won't stop with the Bookerdemonium, New York magazine brings us some more reasons why we'd love to cuddle up to Mayor Handsome. (And there are, alas, reasons why we really wouldn't.) Either way, there's no denying that the man is a political star; every person with a Twitter account wants to be… » 11/09/12 11:15am 11/09/12 11:15am

Cory Booker Is a Great Imaginary Boyfriend But Probably Sucks in Real…

If you've been alive this past week, you've been witness or party to Cory Booker fever. He's a hero, has a great sense of humor (important in a man!), and is damn handsome. Is it hot in here or is that just the rising temperature of a million vaginas? » 11/06/12 1:40pm 11/06/12 1:40pm