Rabbit Breeders Feel Totally Slut-Shamed By Pope Francis

Earlier this week, Pope Francis urged Catholics to cool it a little on procreation, saying, "God gives you methods to be responsible. Some think that — excuse the word — that in order to be good Catholics we have to be like rabbits. No." Not happy: rabbit breeders, one of whom tells the Telegraph that the Pope's… » 1/21/15 1:10pm Wednesday 1:10pm

Cool Pope to Build Showers for the Homeless in Vatican City

The (comparatively) hip new Pope is really going for it this week, first saying all kinds of compassionate stuff about gay people and divorcees, and now, Religion News Service reports, announcing a plan to build showers for the homeless in St. Peter's Square, the plaza directly in front of Francis's crib. » 11/13/14 5:50pm 11/13/14 5:50pm

'Cool' Pope Decries Abortion, Reminds Us Why Popes Are Not So Cool

Oh, Pope Francis. We're all trying so hard to be into you—despite the fact that you are the figurehead of a historically oppressive international corporation that shelters pedophiles, stigmatizes safe sex, and encourages the mass marginalization of women and gay people—so why don't you just go all the way and really… » 1/13/14 7:50pm 1/13/14 7:50pm