Ann Romney Promises Mitt Will Love America Like a Smitten Teen at a…

In an attempt to appeal to female voters, last night the GOP showcased some of its best lady talent, all of whom had some harshly dismissive words about the War on Women (it's a figment of your hysterical imagination) and how Mitt Romney will do things that will make ladies happy. The most noteworthy, touching moment… » 8/29/12 11:30am 8/29/12 11:30am

Sarah Palin Informs Us that She’s Not Speaking at the GOP Convention,…

After being denied a second date with destiny, a tango with tracking data, an electric slide with the electorate, Sarah Palin, the Axl Rose of the GOP, will not speak the the Republican convention in Tampa later this month. Though some clearly insane observers had suggested — back when the Republican field was an… » 8/13/12 9:30am 8/13/12 9:30am

Sarah Palin Reveals Diabolical Plan to Spontaneously Run for President

Sarah Palin has always enjoyed toying with us, but for the past few months she's seemed largely irrelevant. We all thought she'd given up on public office and was content to mouth off for cash and/or serve America in other ways. But it seems we have all been had. In an interview with Fox Business's Eric Bolling, Palin… » 2/17/12 11:00am 2/17/12 11:00am

Conventional Crap: Top Shelf Liquor, Chris Matthews & Madonna

I'm about the leave for the airport to help kick off the start of the Democratic National Convention tonight with various bashes, booze, and bonding with other bloggers. One of those bloggers already in Denver is Kay Steiger » 8/25/08 10:00am 8/25/08 10:00am, who works at and will be blogging for and while she's there. She's one of our rotating…