Less than a year after creating a new life and welcoming it into this dark, unhappy world with the baseless hope of any new parent, the happy couple “quietly tied the knot” at a “small and private” ceremony in North Carolina, a state to which at least one of them has a familial or sentimental connection!
Welp, here it is: Donald Trump, a monument to human hubris crafted out of rotting Spam, has gone from presumptive nominee to actual nominee. Republicans, here is your bed, and we hope you enjoy lying in it.
This morning in Los Angeles, Jessica Simpson FINALLY gave birth to a baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson. As you may recall, Simpson announced her pregnancy on Halloween, dressed as a mummy. For some reason, that seems like ages ago; as November, December, January, February and March passed, folks got antsy. Was she still…
The tabloids' strategy of constantly suggesting that Beyonce is pregnant has finally paid off. During the pre-show for the MTV VMAs, Beyonce silently announced her pregnancy by holding her flowey dress against her new baby bump. Since there's been no official statement, it's possible that she's just wearing a fake…
So remember how Tina Fey agonized over whether or not to have a second child in that New Yorker piece last month? It turns out she was already pregnant when the article ran. Tina revealed during today's taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show that she's expecting (the episode airs April 12). Her rep confirmed that she's five…
Robin Tyler and Diane Olsen are getting married today! The're featured in a clip from Fox 11 Los Angeles, above, and they also spoke to AFP. The ban on same-sex marriages is being overturned in California at 5pm; the wedding is set to take place at 5:01. The couple, who first met in the 1970s and have been together…
That McCain aide who just got fired for circulating that nasty video on his Twitter feed just won't stop using the internet! Or going about his life. Last night, he celebrated spoiling his bright future defending war with countries starting in "Ira" by... getting engaged to his longtime girlfriend. And to top it all…
