'I Bought My Boyfriend Call of Duty So [Our] Breakup Will Be Easier'

The last time we took a look at Whisper—a popular app that allows users to post text and photos with confessions—we saw that it was full of dissatisfied young women who get ignored by their significant others because of games. But that's not the only type of secret that people share on the service.
Adam Levine Was Even MORE Cocky and Adam Leviney in High School
Breaking! Apparently, according to Adam Levine, the version of Adam Levine that we're seeing in 2013 is the best version of Adam Levine that has ever been. In high school, he was "delusionally, unreasonably confident," and now he is "a lot less confident." He's on the upswing, you guys. This is the humble, thoughtful…
Pizza Company Tries to Make Everyone Forget it Promoted Sexual Assault By Donating to Rape Crisis Center
New Zealand's Hell Pizza offers a regular "confessional" competition in which customers try and best each other with their most scandalous stories. Last week, the company's Facebook page posted a douchey bro version of a trigger warning before the winning confession — "Don't read below if you're easily offended" —…
The Acceptance Stage: I Will Never Be A "Lucky Girl"
There comes a point in life when you have to put aside some of your dreams. And I hereby officially relinquish my secret, long-held dream of being the "Lucky Girl."
Is This Woman Actually "Mad"? Results Inconclusive, Fascinating
It seems we're not the only ones obsessed with professional oversharer, food-phobic, American-and-child-hater Liz Jones. Begins a tart profile in the Guardian, "Is Liz Jones mad? I'm not sure. She certainly looks a bit mad." But that's just for starters:
Tell Me More! Why Do We Overshare?
In an interesting essay in the Sydney Morning Herald, Emily Maguire argues that not only have we lost our capacity for discretion, we resent it. Is oversharing the new etiquette?
Peggy Noonan "Wins" Democratic Op-Ed Primary, But Finding Chicks Who Will Endorse Her Isn't Easy
Peggy Noonan. Two words I type and think: is there a smart way to say I like this woman? Kurt Andersen praises her "fair mindedness," Stephanopoulos her "tremendous insight," for which Brian Williams blogs that she deserves a Pulitzer — and probably a Peace Prize for getting none other than The Nation's William…
Coming Out Of The (Dollhouse) Closet
So, earlier today when I added the item about Viktor & Rolf making two-foot dolls to wear miniature replicas of their best designs, I played it down. I tried to pretend it was just another fashion item. I even called the dolls "sinister" because I know many people find doll-life as creepy as clown-life. But in my…
Harvard Virgin Leo Keliher Not As Horny As The Times Made It Sound
Remember Leo Keliher? He's that virgin I made fun of last week after the New York Times Magazine published his musings on why he felt it important to deny his ever-present lust. It was a really cheap shot, not that it isn't always a cheap shot with me, but it was a cheap shot because some of the things he said made me…
