Forget everything you know about condoms (that's a load off your mind) (until a commercial tries to sell you condoms) and get ready to experience prophylactics as you never have before: As cooking and eating utensils. Your first erotic meal? Condom Meat Stuffing. Delicious!

"The Original Condom Company" has been ordered to pay $12,600 for false advertising after the prophylactics purveyor (which makes its condoms in Malaysia) boasted that it was, in fact, from the town of Condom in Gers, France. Though the company is run by two Frenchmen, a court in Bordeaux could only find that the…

In theory, the idea of elderly people getting it on is great. In this SFW-ish ad, it kind of makes your eyeballs melt, but in the good, socially-conscious way. Good luck having the condom talk with your Grandpa or Meemaw.

A new C.D.C. report found that now 72% of women use condoms when they lose their virginity, up from 34% in 1985. However, the pill is still the most popular form of contraception overall, followed closely by sterilization. [NYT, HuffPo]