Mittens Might Ask Condoleezza Rice to the Vice Presidential Sock Hop

So, it might be a little weird to read this, but it's Friday, after all, and we can let things get a little crazy: Sarah Palin might have been right about something when she mused on Thursday that Mitt Romney wouldn't pick a wildcard like Sarah Palin to be his running mate. Well shucks, Sarah — why the golly heck not?…
Condoleezza Rice Will Not Run for Vice President No Matter How Much We Beg and Plead
Mitt Romney and all of his rich Republican friends got together this past weekend in Utah to pal around and talk about the things rich people talk about. (Horses, horses, horses!) At this gathering, Condoleezza Rice gave a speech that very much impressed all of the big wigs, and immediately everyone was desperate for…
Condi Rice Supports Romney Because Obama Doesn't Think America Is Awesome Enough
Today, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice predictably announced that she'll be supporting Mitt Romney in this fall's Presidential election. Her reasoning? Mitt Romney thinks America is the greatest, bestest, most explodiest star spangliest country ever, and Barack Obama doesn't. Looks like all that time spent…
Crafty Republicans Want Mitt Romney to Pick Condi Rice as His Running Mate
All the Vice Presidential nominee speculation has caused presumed GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney to nearly short circuit with information overload. Which potential running mate will complement him, fill out the ticket, and give voters something to be excited about? Marco Rubio? Rick Santorum? Some other,…
10 Badass Moments in Girl Scout History
On March 12, 1912, eighteen girls from Savannah, Georgia gathered for what would be the first meeting of Girl Scouts. One hundred years later, the small organization founded by Juliette Low has included more than 50 million girls and women, sold hundreds of millions of boxes of cookies, and given us some incredibly…
Condoleezza Rice Cruelly Refuses To Sing The Song Gaddafi Wrote About Her
When Condi Rice appeared on last night's Daily Show to talk about her new book, Jon Stewart went straight for the real story at hand: the time Condi met Gaddafi. The former Secretary Of State had been warned of the tyrant's "creepy obsession" with her but went he gave up his "weapons of mass destruction" in 2008,…
Secrets From 'Black Flower' Robot-Saint Condoleezza Rice
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has written a book. Unfortunately, much of that book tries to justify all that lying the Bush administration did to get us into Iraq. Fortunately, she spends some of the book indulging the public's desire to learn about how everyone in the Bush White House was behind closed…
Condoleezza Rice Criticizes Cheney For "Cheap Shots," Insists She Never Cried
You guys better sit down for this: According to Condoleezza Rice, Dick Cheney is kind of an asshole! Of course, the former secretary of state is far too classy to say it outright, but she's obviously rather pissed at Cheney for implying in his new book that she cried while talking policy with him. Even powerful ladies…
The Miss Representation Trailer May Break Your Heart
Miss Representation is a documentary from writer/director (and former first lady of San Francisco) Jennifer Siebel Newsom which "explores women's under-representation in positions of power and influence and challenges the limited and often disparaging portrayal of women in the media." Newsom tapped some famous faces…
What The Hell Is A "Fairytale Wedding" Anyhow?
Putting aside for a moment the burning question of whether Condoleezza Rice wants one, what exactly does this phrase mean, and where did it come from?
Aretha And Condi Team Up For Randomly Great Live Performance
At a fundraiser last night, classically trained pianist and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice accompanied current Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin for a few songs. An unusual pairing, perhaps — but it was also pretty cool.
Her Book — Well, One Of Her Books
Extraordinary, Ordinary People — Condoleezza Rice's first of two memoirs — will be released in October. The book will discuss her family and mentors — readers will have to wait for the sequel for shoe-shopping tips during natural disasters. [NYT]
