Time Capsule: "Why the Web Won't be Nirvana"
I still remember the first time I heard a commercial on the radio for a camera phone, I was driving to class. The commercial was one of those strange "reader's theater" style things, a little radio play. A female voice was talking to her friends on her cell about which shoes she should buy (yes, feminism in…
Scroll and Click a Clit With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse
Just in time for your holiday gift-giving, it's the G-Spot: a mouse that's shaped like a vagina, with a scrolling clitoris, and a button in place of the eponymous spot. With all the hand-wringing over women orgasming less during casual sex, perhaps these mouses can provide an anatomy lesson, kinda, for hapless men and…
Scientists Build Sexist Comedy Robot to Generate Hacky Jokes
Because apparently humans weren't doing an efficient enough job at coming up with boring, regressive jokes, scientists at the University of Edinburgh have developed a computer program that does just that. The program was designed "to find unlikely pairings of words and to make a connection between them," within the…
All That Technology in Bed Is Stressing the Sleep Out of You
In 2011, the National Sleep Foundation polled over 1,500 Americans and found that ninety-five percent of respondents used some form of technology in the hour before bed. That's not great, especially considering new research suggesting that all that time you spend reading Wikipedia's Unusual Deaths page in the comfort…
7-Year-Old Zora Ball Is the World's Youngest Game Programmer
Pint-sized programming wizard Zora Ball is now the youngest person to create a full version of a mobile application video game. A first grader at Philadelphia's Harambee Institute of Science and Technology Charter School, she's already more accomplished than everyone you know. Consequently, we should all go eat a tub…
Louisiana Girl Scouts Are Geeking Out This Summer
Something pretty cool is happening in New Orleans at the end of August, something that will help mitigate the unrelenting sorrow and ennui precipitated by the dreaded march back to school — Girl Scouts Louisiana East will partner with the Geek Squad to organize a two-day technology "academy" just for girls.
You're A 'Tecnho-Dunce'
This scene from a short '80s film (that once appeared on MTV!) highlights the frustrations of a young girl at the computer lab. She, apparently, is what some bully's Dad calls a "techno-dunce." Obviously this leads to the classroom teacher bringing the boy to the principals office; when she shuts the door behind…
Sesame Street Clip From 1984 Asks Kids To Explain Computers
Here's a vintage segment from an episode of Sesame Street in 1984 that shows a teacher sitting down with her class and asking them what they know about computers. Before you laugh at how little the kids know about computers, remember that 1984 was the first year Apple started widely promoting their personal…
The Women Who Programmed The First All-Electronic Digital Computer
Odds are you haven't heard of Jean Jennings Bartik, who died recently at age 86.
Smell-O-Vision Device Coming Soon To Your Computer
The $70 ScentScape is a new device that can emit various scents when connected via USB to a computer. It also accepts customized scent cartridges sold with games and movies, so prepare to experience the scent of World of Warcraft.
12-Year-Old Designer Is Proof Our Culture Has Gone Very, Very Wrong
- Precocious-in-the-bad-way tween "designer" Cecilia Cassini, who sells $500 dresses, says she took "like, three" sewing classes, but quit because her teacher was "like, rude." We have a feeling one day soon Cassini will be horribly embarrassed of all this.
My Gender Transition Means I'm Suddenly Mr. Fix-It
Before Tom Forrister transitioned to male, no one asked him to fix a broken car or a jammed printer. Now he's the go-to guy.
Woman Watches As Dell Techs Remotely Download Nude Pics Of Her
Says Consumerist, a CA woman "not only watched as a Dell tech support worker downloaded nude pics of her remotely...he also set up a website featuring the photos...then used her Dell credit card to buy stuff for another woman:"
The Next Crappy Technology That Will Take Over The World
According to the Times, voice recognition is the next frontier in technology. As a five-year veteran of voice rec software, I'm extremely skeptical.

