How to Stay Warm When Nature Clearly Wants You To Freeze To Death

Judging by Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, every news headline, and the feeling of morbid, animal fear I felt when I put my face close to the window, it's ball-shriveling, ovary-freezing, nose-blackeningly cold outside today. So how the fuck are you supposed to dress? Elaborately. » 1/07/14 11:10am 1/07/14 11:10am

Men Are the Biggest Whinypants Complainers on Twitter

Ugh, men, right? What a bunch of shrill, harping nags. It's like, complain, complain, complain. Bitch, bitch, bitch. I wish I had a remote control for my husband, so I could turn his volume down during House Hunters International—amirite, ladies?!?!? Except he would probably just go complain about it with his buddies… » 3/14/13 3:50pm 3/14/13 3:50pm

How To Bitch About Having a Kid (Without Seeming Like a Total Dick)

I'm not going to spend a lot of time here defending healthy bitching. In fact, not bitching is for repressives who enjoy growing tumors, and then turning into an exploding volcano…of tumors. This is for the rest of us — those of us who already understand that bitching is like having an egg a day (yolk-free!) — a… » 8/28/12 3:00pm 8/28/12 3:00pm

A Naggy Anti-Nagging Nag for Women to Stop Nagging

It doesn't take a graduate of the Dr. Phil School of Pointing out Obvious Shit to understand that nagging can ruin a marriage. But did you know that, according to the Wall Street Journal, women are usually the ones who do it? Dear women: Stop ruining marriage. How many times do you need to be reminded? » 1/26/12 5:00pm 1/26/12 5:00pm

Hate The Holidays? New Study Says Complaining About It Is Actually Good…

A lot of us have a not-so-great association with the holiday season. Sure, there's a lot to love but it's also a stressful time for everyone, even if you do have amazing family members who only occasionally make you want to lose it. » 11/21/11 10:00am 11/21/11 10:00am

Cabin Fever Is Serious Business

God shat on Chicago this week, blessing us with more than 20 inches of powdery white misery and two days of citywide chaos. In the blizzard's wake is only the misery and claustrophobia known as cabin fever. Suffer with me. » 2/05/11 2:05pm 2/05/11 2:05pm

Mayor Bloomberg's Newly-Dumped Daughter Trashes Boyfriend in New York…

Georgina Bloomberg's Olympic speed skater boyfriend dumped her days after she was thrown from her horse during an equestrian competition. What's the classy way to respond? Complain to the media! Backfire-proof. » 11/14/10 5:20pm 11/14/10 5:20pm

Social Minefield: How To Effectively Complain

When life gives you lemons, sometimes you can make lemonade. But sometimes you want to take the lemons right back to the lemon store and tell them where to shove them. Our advice on complaining will help you do that. » 8/12/10 4:38pm 8/12/10 4:38pm