Daughters of Communist Party Leaders in China Might Finally Benefit from Some Good, Old-Fashioned Nepotism

As you've watched the Chinese Communist Party leadership age over the last two decades, you've probably kept yourself awake at night fretting about who will produce the next generation of Communist propaganda. Well? Will the Politburo of tomorrow be full of more stodgy and corrupt old dudes, or, by some unforeseen… » 3/19/13 6:40pm 3/19/13 6:40pm

Marilyn Monroe Might Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie

Much to the excitement of your sexually frustrated, conspiracy theorist uncle, the FBI has recently found (sure) and reissued (doctored) their previously missing (uh-huh) files on beautiful film actress/dead person Marilyn Monroe. While the other FBI files on Monroe have been heavily redacted, the newest release is… » 12/28/12 3:10pm 12/28/12 3:10pm

Fox News Exposes Muppet Movie's Communist Agenda

In a recent segment Fox Business Network wondered "Are Liberals Trying To Brainwash Your Kids Against Capitalism?" and it's hard to argue that they aren't! (Particularly when you roll your eyes and scream while the one liberal on the show speaks.) Several Fox anchors and a representative from the Media Research Center… » 12/06/11 9:30am 12/06/11 9:30am

Michele Bachmann Wants Us To Be More Like China

Did you know there was another Republican presidential debate last night? Well, there was, even though they just had one on Wednesday. Apparently these candidates are desperate for as many opportunities to open their mouths and end their candidacies as they can possibly get. This was the "Commander in Chief" debate,… » 11/13/11 2:50pm 11/13/11 2:50pm

"I Found Out The Guy I Like Is Racist. Should I Sleep With Him Anyway?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology » 8/08/08 7:00pm 8/08/08 7:00pm, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, helps me answer questions about how to not look like a creep, guys who wet the bed, and Corey Haim. Got a burning…

Victoria Beckham Descended From Communists, World Stops Making Sense

  • German researchers have discovered that Victoria Beckham is the descendant of Communist Carl Heinrich Pfänder, who fled to London in 1848 after participating in the failed revolution with Karl Marx. In other news, up is down, lions have lain down with lambs and black is now officially white. [Reuters]
  • Bob Novak, by…
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Marc Jacobs Says He Eats Breakfast; We Are Doubtful.

  • Marc Jacobs eats breakfast? Does he throw it up afterwards? [WWD, last item]
  • Super-nice Australian dude Napoleon Perdis (yes, that's really his name) and his eponymous makeup line to become official beauty sponsor of this year's Emmy Awards. The guy is so genuinely nice, we don't even have anything snarky to say about…
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