Here’s Your Daily Dose of Wild Wonder Woman Speculation

It's Sunday, the Earth is revolving around our faithful yellow star even as it bombards us with ultraviolet radiation, and somewhere in Hollywood a costume designer is drawing batnipples on rough sketches of Ben Affleck's naked torso — we are due for some more wild Batman vs. Superman speculation. More specifically, we … » 1/05/14 3:00pm 1/05/14 3:00pm

Warner Bros. CEO Mentions Vague Possibility of Wonder Woman Movie

Before you get your hopes up, there isn’t a whole lot to Warner Bros. CEO Kevin Tsujihara’s recent statement that the studio stable that houses all the DC superheroes needs to hurry up and make a Wonder Woman movie. In a lot of ways, Tsujihara’s insistence that a Wonder Woman project could turn into a major studio… » 10/06/13 1:30pm 10/06/13 1:30pm

The Winter Soldier reveals the secret backstory hidden in his hair

The Winter Soldier is giving Thor a run for his money for the most fabulous Marvel hair on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. But how did they decide that a character breakdown equals long hair? Actor Sebastian Stan, who plays both Bucky Barnes and Captain America's new foe, shares with us the evolution… » 7/24/13 9:00pm 7/24/13 9:00pm

Here's That Honey Boo Boo Comic Book You Didn't Ask For

Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson's life story (thus far) will be recorded on the pages of literature—well, in a comic book. But it's still a book! Written and illustrated by Michael Troy, the comic book is part of Bluewater Comics "15 Minutes" biographical comics that focus on reality stars. (The last issue featured Kim… » 11/16/12 12:20pm 11/16/12 12:20pm

This Is What a Comic Book's Brain Looks Like on Golden Girls

In honor of the annual summer glut of superhero movies, take a moment to watch what is probably Hollywood's grand, forty-year plan for its superhero characters — a Golden Girls-themed superhero movie that collects all the old superheroes for one last witticism-fueled romp. Think of it sort of like the Avengers only… » 7/09/12 11:15pm 7/09/12 11:15pm

Pearl-Clutchers Beware! There’s a Sex-Swap in the Latest Archie

Archie doesn't even know the shitstorm it's in for as soon as One Million Moms and evangelical Christians get a hold of issue #636, in which agent of Satan Sabrina the Teenage Witch swaps the sexes of the main characters. Archie becomes "Archina," Betty becomes "Billy," and Veronica becomes "Ronnie." According to people who… » 4/17/12 11:55pm 4/17/12 11:55pm

Internet Attempts To Recreate Comic Book Character's Ridiculous Sexy…

A recent post featuring a drawing of Spider-Man's Mary Jane Watson inspired an impromptu contest to see who could best replicate her "relaxed" pose. Once you've tried perching on one knee while smashing your breasts together, you'll never go back to simply sitting on the couch. [Via The Awl] » 9/06/11 12:20pm 9/06/11 12:20pm

Kate & William Comic Book Needs More Radioactive Spiders

Prepare yourself for more poorly-illustrated images of Kate and William! In April Bluewater Productions will publish a comic book chronicling the heroic tale of two rich people who went to college, fell in love, and decided to get married. » 1/12/11 9:15am 1/12/11 9:15am

Second Lady Gaga Comic Looks Less Horrifying Than First

As you may recall, the first Fame: Lady Gaga comic from Bluewater Productions featured some rather gruesome illustrations, and the twisted plot involved rock critic Lester Bangs. But the second installment of the comic has arrived, and it looks better. » 10/13/10 10:52am 10/13/10 10:52am

Betty White The Latest Star To Get Comic Book Treatment

Bluewater Productions turned Justin Bieber into The Little Prince, made Taylor Lautner a stoner, drew Lady Gaga as a sea hag and imagined Robert Pattinson as a homeless Tom Waits. Coming soon? Betty White: Female Force. Be kind to Rose! » 9/07/10 1:34pm 9/07/10 1:34pm

Taylor Lautner Rendered Less-Than-Hot In Comic

Bluewater, the folks who created Female Force and the Lady Gaga caca comic, have turned their sights on Taylor Lautner. He kinda looks like your stoner ex-boyfriend, but maybe that's the point? More images begging for over-analysis: » 5/17/10 2:40pm 5/17/10 2:40pm

Kick-Ass: The Super-Hero Flick Gets Smarter, More Violent

Kick-Ass has been hotly debated since the trailer debuted, featuring 11-year-old assassin Hit Girl calling bad guys "cunts." Critics still disagree about her character, but say the film may do for superhero movies what Pulp Fiction did for crime films. » 4/16/10 3:00pm 4/16/10 3:00pm