Louis C.K. Will Call You Up to Talk About His Alleged Sexual Misconduct

A few months ago we got an email from a tipster who said he was awaiting a phone call from Louis C.K., who will host the final episode of Saturday Night Live’s 40th season this weekend. The subject of their phone call was sexual misconduct allegations made by the tipster’s friend against the comedian. » 5/15/15 4:45pm 5/15/15 4:45pm

Let's Hope Everyone Gets Murdered in Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens

Here’s the first full-length trailer for Ryan Murphy’s upcoming horror comedy Scream Queens. The good news is that the first couple seasons of Murphy’s shows tend to be pretty entertaining. The bad news is that it’s highly doubtful that the entire cast—which includes Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, and Ariana Grande—will… » 5/14/15 4:30pm 5/14/15 4:30pm

Amy Schumer Asks: Would Dudes Actually Fuck a Beer?

Here’s something many of us have wondered in times when more pressing matters aren’t taking up our brains: why are beer commercials so sexy? Am I being sold a Bud Light (the most delicious alcoholic beverage with the worst tagline ever) or sex with a beer can? And if it’s the latter, who would do that? » 5/12/15 9:05pm 5/12/15 9:05pm

Russell Crowe Learns What Clickhole Is. Congratulations, Russell Crowe!

ClickHole is a site owned by The Onion that satirizes online media’s never-ending quest for creating viral content. Though it began as a site that specifically parodied BuzzFeed-style listicles and content, it’s grown to satirize internet publications in general. Most recently, it’s begun posting brilliant faux oral… » 4/30/15 3:40pm 4/30/15 3:40pm

Berwyn Police on Bar's Two-Way Mirror: 'No Privacy Rights Were Violated'

After our story about the two-way mirror in the Cigars and Stripes women’s room was published Sunday evening, the Berwyn police department decided to pay the fine establishment a visit. The chief of police said afterwards that while he can see why women might find the mirror concerning — it is directly opposite the… » 4/28/15 2:50pm 4/28/15 2:50pm

Jonah From Veep Practices for the White House Correspondents Dinner


The White House Correspondents dinner—that bizarre annual ritual in which celebrities are smushed in between politicians to temporarily relieve Washington from its own bitter, bloated, halitosis-ridden reality—is tomorrow night, and in a spot-on video spoof for Vanity Fair, Veep star (and friend of Jezebel) Timothy… » 4/24/15 7:30pm 4/24/15 7:30pm

Talking to Tig Notaro: 'Safety's the Last Thing That Nurtures Comedy'

Over the past two years, Tig Notaro has gone from well-respected but slightly under the radar comic to one of the most celebrated stand-ups in the country. The comedian’s swell in popularity follows an August 2012 set at Largo in Los Angeles during which she described—with humor and poignancy—the traumatic events… » 4/16/15 3:15pm 4/16/15 3:15pm

Holy Shit Madonna Is So Bad at Stand-Up Comedy

Ohhhh no. Oh no oh no oh no. I would love to live in a world where this did not exist, some kind of alterna-universe where Madonna had people in her life who felt comfortable telling her hard truths, but there’s no escaping it—Madonna, who has already been depressing the hell out of me lately, did a stand-up routine… » 4/10/15 9:55am 4/10/15 9:55am

Vanessa Bayer Shit-Talks Nick Jonas' Girlfriend to Nick Jonas

Janessa Slater (SNL’s Vanessa Bayer) is a media coach who offers great advice to celebrities. This week, she’s sitting down with Nick Jonas to talk about his Nickelodeon namesake, songwriting and his girlfriend, a former Miss Universe who is not as hot as the blue and green women in Guardians of the Galaxy. » 4/02/15 11:45pm 4/02/15 11:45pm