Colorado Woman Sentenced to Federal Prison for Trying to Join ISIS

19-year-old Colorado woman, Shannon Maureen Conley became one of the first Americans sentenced for conspiracy to support ISIS. The four-year sentence was the result of a plea agreement Conley made last year in exchange for a reduced charge and lighter sentence. » 1/24/15 3:00pm 1/24/15 3:00pm

Church Abruptly Halts Woman's Funeral Because She Was Gay

The family of Vanessa Collier came together on Saturday to mourn her loss at New Hope Ministries, a church in Lakewood, Colorado. But before they could say their last goodbyes, the minister overseeing her funeral suddenly stopped the funeral. » 1/13/15 11:15pm 1/13/15 11:15pm

​Restaurant Accidentally Serves Children Alcoholic Beverages

A Joe's Crab Shack in Colorado (because crabs naturally occur right in the middle of America) has a bit of explaining to do after accidentally giving a group of six young children between the ages of 2 and 8 years old, drinks with alcohol in it. Yikes. » 11/09/14 3:22pm 11/09/14 3:22pm

North Dakota & Colorado Protect Abortion Access, Tennessee Trashes It

In the midst of Tuesday night's many and layered disappointments, at least we have this: both North Dakota and Colorado voters decided overwhelmingly to reject "personhood" measures, nakedly obvious attempts to outlaw abortion by conferring new rights on fetuses. But at the same time, because nothing good came out of… » 11/05/14 9:30am 11/05/14 9:30am

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Thanks a Fucking Lot, Maureen Dowd: Colorado Considers Pot Edibles Ban

Health officials in the state of Colorado have recommended outlawing edible pot products in the state. I'm choosing to place 100% of the blame for this on the famously un-chill Maureen Dowd. » 10/21/14 2:50pm 10/21/14 2:50pm

​Ballot Measures in These Three States Aim To Criminalize Abortion

Another election, another attempt to strip women of their autonomy over their own body in favor of an unborn fetus that may have been conceived through rape or incest and may actually be harmful to the woman's health. Every election, anti-abortion restrictions find their way onto the ballot in some state—this year,… » 10/05/14 1:25pm 10/05/14 1:25pm

​Colorado School Board Attempts to Censor History Because Patriotism

For three straight days, high school students from multiple schools in Jefferson County, Colorado, have staged walkouts in protest of an ongoing attempt by the JeffCo school board to change the curriculum of American history courses, removing political dissent and instead promoting patriotism and respect for authority. » 9/24/14 3:40pm 9/24/14 3:40pm

​Woman Texting While Driving Gets Into Horrific Crash, Impaled in Butt

Today, in GUUUUUOOHMYGODWHY, a Colorado woman attempting to send a voice text message while driving collided with a guardrail, which somehow found its way through her seat, into her upper thigh and buttocks, impaling her. Ahem, all together now: NO. » 9/01/14 4:30pm 9/01/14 4:30pm

SWAT Team Members in Superhero Costumes Go Rappelling for Sick Kids

Here's little bit of cheerful, charming news out of Colorado: A bunch of SWAT team members took the time to suit up in superhero costumes and rappel down the side of the local children's hospital, as a treat for the sick kids. » 8/15/14 6:30pm 8/15/14 6:30pm

Republican Forgets The Words 'Birth Control' While Faking Lady Support

It’s official, this is the Week Of Fools. They are everywhere, even *sarcastic gasp* in the form of a Republican trying to remember the term for ... you know, that thing that stops women from getting pregnant. They're always up in arms about it ... oh yeah, birth control! » 8/15/14 1:40pm 8/15/14 1:40pm

Drag Queen Illegally Refused Entry to Colorado Gay Bar

In what is perhaps one of the stranger stories which involves discrimination against a gay individual, a gay bar in Denver, Colorado has been ruled by state regulators to have discriminated against a gay man in drag by refusing to allow him to enter dressed as a woman. » 8/04/14 10:06pm 8/04/14 10:06pm

Colorado Pastor Impersonates US Marshall, Solicits and Attacks Gay Man

Today, in What-the-Fuckery, Reverend Michael Abromovich, a pastor over at Colorado Springs' Set Free Ministry has been extradited from Arizona back to Colorado on felony charges of kidnapping, robbery, and impersonating an officer. According to Raw Story: » 1/28/14 5:30pm 1/28/14 5:30pm

Please God Do Not Make Me Take Pre-Wedding Marriage Ed

An advocacy group is trying to scrounge up the signatures to get legally mandated pre-wedding marriage education on the ballot in Colorado. And you thought taking an afternoon off to get a marriage license was a pain in the ass. » 1/21/14 12:40pm 1/21/14 12:40pm

The Best Potheads Who Legally Bought Recreational Weed in Colorado

On January 1, pot shops in Colorado opened its doors to legally sell recreational weed to anybody over the age of 21. Many people waited for hours in the snow, some of them in costume. One of them was a guy named Booger. » 1/02/14 5:10pm 1/02/14 5:10pm

Bro-Tastic Colorado Health Insurance Ads Offer Brosurance

While the nationwide Obamacare website continues to be plagued by problems, in Colorado, things are "running smoothly," according to the local CBS affiliate in Denver. That's because Colorado has its own health exchange online. But, uh, have you seen the ads for this thing? » 10/22/13 2:00pm 10/22/13 2:00pm

Hotel That Inspired The Shining Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery

An old pet cemetery resting on the grounds of the hotel that inspired Stephen King to write The Shining will soon be dug up to make room for a "wedding and corporate retreat pavilion." » 9/28/13 4:00pm 9/28/13 4:00pm

Racist Congressman Uses Fried Chicken to Defend Her Right to Be Racist

Now that politicians have solved all of the problems, it's lovely to see them getting down to the really important stuff — petty, childish gestures in support of a dying ideology. Come, little ducklings. Let's meet Republican Colorado Congressman-cum-professional-racist Lori Saine. » 9/05/13 4:50pm 9/05/13 4:50pm