These days it's so Har(var)d to find your Prince(ton) charming. Sometimes it makes me want to Yale at someone. I just have all of this Pennt up anger. I mean sure smart liberal arts college boys get Brownie points but I came all the way from England to catch an Ivy boy. Just when I think I've caught one they always seem to Dart(mouth) away. I go to bars and all I get are Corn(ell)y lines. Well, at least I got quoted in that Column(bia) in the Times.
@quatrevingtquatre: Haha you just described my boyfriend...and I'm ok with that. Although since we graduated, he can now afford to drink beer other than Keystone Light or the Beast, which is nice.
@the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene: AWESOME! Every boyfriend I had in college (with the exception of the British and French guys I dated during my semester abroad) was what I described. And it was awesome. No pretention and my only real relationship concession was accepting that they will watch any sport so long as it is on ESPN.
Nah, I'll stick with the Brits, thanks. I love being at Cambridge - it's one of only two universities in the world where a guy can walk around in skinny jeans, brogues, raybans, a tweed jacket and a matriculation gown and get away with it.
So thanks very much, ladies, but I'm happy with what I've got. Keep your Ivies :)
Of course, none of the three girls that the Times interviewed in order to concoct this trend piece also happened to be ambitious, type As, because girlies don't need to be like that to get into the Ivies. /sarcasm
This article implying that ambitious, intellectual 18-year-old girls just want to chase men will be shortly followed by another article berating ambitious, intellectual, former Ivy League and Oxbridge women for not settling down by the age of 30 and having babies instead of a career. And telling them that it's their fault if their husbands are unfaithful.
@bowleserised: Ugh, have you been to a dentist here yet? They tried to charge me like 99 euros to have my teeth cleaned. I have an NHS dentist back in England, I was like, what is this shizzle? That was in Schwabing though, to be fair.
@bowleserised: it only seems complicated coming from the UK, but don't waste time worrying about it. Once you buy your insurace (AOK or TK are good, but otherwise whatever your employer recommends), just show up - they'll usually even take you without an appointment - pay 10 euros, and basta :-).
@bowleserised: Well I mean, don't be put off by my experience, I should have known it was going to be ricockulously expensive just by looking at the website. They advertised themselves as English-speaking though, which is why I went (I mean wtf is the German for operculum, you know what I mean?).
I hope these Brit ladies are ready for some world class mansplaining. Because every single Ivy League dude I've ever met is a Mansplainer of Olympian talent.
@PilgrimSoul: I attended one and... I mostly agree about the hot thing, though there are a few (and some of them are even nice and normal). But, my greatest relationships came out of college so there's that.
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Signed,
A SF State grad
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You dropped the H-Bomb
Telling all the girls you got your Harvard on.
H-Bomb, H-Bomb,
You dropped the H-Bomb
Your Ivy education can turn me on.
H-Bomb, H-Bomb,
You dropped the H-Bomb
You're pretentious and licentious,
and it makes me fawn.
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So thanks very much, ladies, but I'm happy with what I've got. Keep your Ivies :)
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This article implying that ambitious, intellectual 18-year-old girls just want to chase men will be shortly followed by another article berating ambitious, intellectual, former Ivy League and Oxbridge women for not settling down by the age of 30 and having babies instead of a career. And telling them that it's their fault if their husbands are unfaithful.
The Times used to be a great newspaper...
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(is currently desperately trying to figure out the German health system)
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France, on the other hand...
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France is worse? But I thought the health system there was all champagne and prescription brie?
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So nice to see that they're letting RT08, the little robot who learned how to love, rework their articles.
Daddy needs a new can of oil, after all.
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When it happens to three of my friends, it's called a spree.
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