Shut the Fuck Up, Jim Harbaugh

Jim Harbaugh is the coach of the NFL's San Francisco 49ers. He's best known for blowing Super Bowls, wearing awful pants, and generally acting like a fucking child and consummate dick. Apparently, ol' Jim couldn't wait another two weeks for the NFL Draft to remind everyone that he's a shitmouth, so he decided to say… » 4/26/14 3:59pm 4/26/14 3:59pm

Colin Kaepernick, Ricardo Lockette Investigated for Sexual Incident

Football players Colin Kaepernick and Ricardo Lockette are being investigated for a strange and possibly sexual incident in Miami. The San Francisco 49ers and Seattle Seahawks players are training in Florida during the NFL’s off-season and a woman claims that she was hanging out with the two one minute and woke up in… » 4/10/14 6:00pm 4/10/14 6:00pm