49er Colin Kaepernick Cleared in Miami Sexual Investigation

San Francisco 49er Colin Kaepernick was cleared in the sexual investigation spearheaded by the Miami-Dade state attorney’s office on Thursday. His teammate Quinton Patton along with Seattle Seahawk wideout Ricardo Lockette were also cleared. » 6/13/14 2:03pm 6/13/14 2:03pm

911 Tape Released Amid Colin Kaepernick's Sexual Investigation

There is a new development in the investigation of San Francisco 49er Colin Kaepernick and Seattle Seahawk Ricardo Lockette: a phone call recording of one man speaking to a 911 emergency operator about a nude woman in their Viceroy Hotel room. » 5/06/14 7:15pm 5/06/14 7:15pm

Shut the Fuck Up, Jim Harbaugh

Jim Harbaugh is the coach of the NFL's San Francisco 49ers. He's best known for blowing Super Bowls, wearing awful pants, and generally acting like a fucking child and consummate dick. Apparently, ol' Jim couldn't wait another two weeks for the NFL Draft to remind everyone that he's a shitmouth, so he decided to say… » 4/26/14 3:59pm 4/26/14 3:59pm

Colin Kaepernick Tweets Innocence in Sexual Investigation

Yesterday, we learned that football players Colin Kaepernick and Ricardo Lockette are under investigation for a weird and possibly sexual situation with a woman in Miami. Today, the San Francisco 49er star Kaepernick claimed his innocence with several tweets. » 4/11/14 1:50pm 4/11/14 1:50pm

Colin Kaepernick, Ricardo Lockette Investigated for Sexual Incident

Football players Colin Kaepernick and Ricardo Lockette are being investigated for a strange and possibly sexual incident in Miami. The San Francisco 49ers and Seattle Seahawks players are training in Florida during the NFL’s off-season and a woman claims that she was hanging out with the two one minute and woke up in… » 4/10/14 6:00pm 4/10/14 6:00pm