Judging by Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, every news headline, and the feeling of morbid, animal fear I felt when I put my face close to the window, it's ball-shriveling, ovary-freezing, nose-blackeningly cold outside today. So how the fuck are you supposed to dress? Elaborately.
Random question of the day: how are you guys staying warm during this cold spell? Because I woke up yesterday and it was negative 24 degrees outside. I cried, and my tears turned to smoke.