Starbucks Chairman Howard Schultz, Please Bring Back The Whole Milk

Dear Chairman Schultz:
As a former "partner" of yours in the world's premier purveyor of legal liquid stimulants, I read with some chagrin the news that Starbucks is changing its default milk whole to 2%. See, there are only so many ways a Starbucks barista can retaliate against a certain breed of excruciatingly-thin,… »6/01/07 12:49pm6/01/07 12:49pm