Eating in bed seems like a pretty normal activity. We have all done it at some point. And now that it's getting colder and Unsealed: Alien Files is available on Netflix, there is nothing better than curling up in bed with a TV show and a snack. The comfort and convenience of eating in bed is almost enough to make…

Not gonna sugarcoat this one because sugar attracts bugs and my skin is already crawling: There's apparently a lady in China who, this very moment, is breeding a hundred thousand roaches in a house specifically devoted to the purpose. She loves them. They are her "babies."

Researchers working on "the next big thing in disaster response" have figured out how to put a tiny backpack on a cockroach and then remote-control it through collapsed buildings to locate survivors. The roach can be equipped with a small video camera or a microphone, which can then transmit information to human…

Between pink slime and beaver anuses and dead-bug frappuccinos and sawdust burgers, over the past couple of weeks I've learned some life-changing lessons about food. Specifically: Food is bad for you. Never ever eat food. So I'm doing this new cleanse right now where for every meal you just eat 3/4 cup of frozen air…

AirTran Airways may take home this year's award for most innovative method of traumatizing travelers. Harry Marsh and his fiancee, Kaitlin Rush, are suing the airline because they say cockroaches scuttled out of air vents and carry-on compartments shortly after their flight from Charlotte to Houston took off. Rush…

If you don't recognize this man, this is P.U.M.A. co-founder Will Bower. If you're like me, it was hard to recognize him because you are trying with every fiber of your being to focus on the waxen object of his weird, weird lust only to realize that it's Princess Diana, where upon you realize that she and Hillary have…