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    Bobby Brown: "Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug"

    Kourtney & Khloe: Drugs & Dykes

    Apeeling?

    "Would You Ever Date A Mentally Retarded Person?"

    The Last Days Of Mademoiselle: Cocaine, Cigarettes & Calorie Counts

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    Image of mrsryan mrsryan
    09/16/09

    In reply to Bobby Brown: "Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug"
    I like Whitney, and I admire the fact that she was able to get her life and career back from the brink, but that interview was so awesomely self-important. Mostly because Whitney would start to answer a question and Oprah would pipe in with some overblown but obvious conclusion, and then Whitney would just agree.

    Whitney: Well, I thought I was being a good wife...that I had to...

    Oprah: I'm realizing something now: You. Took. Your. Vows. Seriously.

    Whitney: I did! I did take them seriously!

    Well, shit. I took my vows seriously, too, Oprah. I didn't laugh once during them.
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    Image of whoneedslight whoneedslight
    09/16/09

    @mrsryan: Yes, yes, yes and yes. The dramatic pauses, meaningful eye blinking and constant god references also made the whole thing seem very rehearsed and intentional.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    09/16/09

    @whoneedslight: I'm glad I'm not the only cynic. Her little smug smiles and just-the-right-length pauses made me squirm. And this coming from someone that really WANTS her to come back.
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    Image of whoneedslight whoneedslight
    09/16/09

    @thecameralovesyou:
    Exactly. I certainly don't hate Whitney and I'm happy for anyone to recover from addiction, but I watched the entirety of the interview, not just clips, and am actually surprised that more people weren't put off by it. I don't think she took a whole lot of personal responsibility for 10+ years of disaster. Especially considering she was raising a child for most of that time.
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    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    09/16/09

    In reply to Bobby Brown: "Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug"
    There's no coming back from Celebrity Fit Club.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment robotwaste was starred robotwaste was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/16/09

    @robotwaste: It's a helluva career killer.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    09/16/09

    @robotwaste: Often enough, Celebrity Fit Club IS the comeback.
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    Image of Anna Anna
    09/16/09

    In reply to Bobby Brown: "Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug"
    Guys there's something wrong with our video system - tech has been alerted
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    Image of metamaid metamaid
    09/16/09

    In reply to Bobby Brown: "Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug"
    aaahhh!! is jezebel doing a snowboarding version of rick-rolling us??
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    09/16/09

    @metamaid: Never gonna give you up!

    But for serious, this is freaking me out.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    09/16/09

    @thecameralovesyou: YOU'VE BEEN SNOWBOARDED!
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    09/16/09

    In reply to Bobby Brown: "Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug"
    Wait a minute.. this is just extreme sports and Nickelback. Two of my least favorite things. Tracie, how could you do this to me? I thought we were pals!

    (And by pals I mean I read your blog and think it's funny while you don't know I exist.)
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    Image of twisted_martini twisted_martini
    08/24/09

    In reply to Kourtney & Khloe: Drugs & Dykes
    There's no way that's actually a vial of cocaine. And I'm speaking from no experience with drugs, ever. So even I know that.

    Also - Khloe has a radio show?
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    08/24/09

    @twisted_martini: I have seen my fair share of coke around in nyc, and it has never come in a vial. Just sayin'

    Oh and also, that shit is EXPENSIVE. People don't go leaving full containers of it around.
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    Edited by colormeroutine at 08/24/09 12:59 PM colormeroutine was starred colormeroutine was unstarred
    Image of ligmasagbatch ligmasagbatch
    08/24/09

    @colormeroutine: Could be one of those bullets. Know what that is? Because I definitely don't, ok?
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    08/24/09

    @ligmasagbatch: hearted for that. Not that I would know what those bullet thingies are either....
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    08/24/09

    In reply to Kourtney & Khloe: Drugs & Dykes
    I only saw a clip of this on The Soup, so I don't know if that was really coke or not, but can't E! and the Kardashian's get in trouble for walking around with a vial of coke in their possesion? I mean, come on!
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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    08/24/09

    In reply to Kourtney & Khloe: Drugs & Dykes
    Didn't Brooke Hogan also have a pseudo-lesbian experience on Brooke Knows Best a few weeks ago? Producers, keeping it pseudo-original in the world of reality tv about pseudo-celebrities.
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    Image of whyhellothereyeti whyhellothereyeti
    08/24/09

    In reply to Kourtney & Khloe: Drugs & Dykes
    I'm going to guess: "Chupa mis huevos!" (aka "Suck my balls!").
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment whyhellothereyeti was starred whyhellothereyeti was unstarred
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    08/24/09

    @whyhellothereyeti: I believe you may be correct.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    03/25/09

    In reply to Apeeling?
    I wonder how much cocaine was in the boxers before the woman called the police.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03/24/09

    In reply to Apeeling?
    Well damn. On the one hand, good for them for being honest and doing their part to keep drugs off the streets and all. OTOH, the latent criminal in me says, why would you do that??!! Why why would you knowingly give away allllll that money??!! I guess that thought is a remnant of my drug dealing days as a misguided youth.


    *Remember kids, don't do drugs!
    *Seriously, don't! They're why I can't remember anything for longer than ten minutes, and still have flashbacks!!
    *Again, and I can't stress this enough, DON'T DO DRUGS!!


    *Although they will make you seem cool.....
    *NO! NO THEY WILL NOT!!! THEY WILL RUIN YOU!!!!

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    Image of neurotickitten neurotickitten
    03/24/09

    In reply to Apeeling?
    Amy Poehler: These Bananas are so hard to eat!
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    03/24/09

    In reply to Apeeling?
    Wtf is up with bananas lately? The deadly (or, not so deadly, according to other reports) spider in the bananas in Tulsa. This. And I ordered THREE bananas from Peapod last week, and received TWENTY.


    Hmm.

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    Image of birdfeet birdfeet
    03/24/09

    In reply to Apeeling?
    That is an honest guy. If it were me in that situation, the police might have 59 pounds of cocaine and I would suddenly be the best-dressed grocer in town.
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    Image of BOO_BOO_HOFF BOO_BOO_HOFF
    03/24/09

    In reply to Apeeling?
    "Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today...."
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    03/24/09

    @BOO_BOO_HOFF: Oh god, that was so funny........
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