Super sexy gourmand Nigella Lawson is entangled in a legal mess involving her ex-husband and two former longtime assistants who alleged in court proceedings this week that "Higella"—as her ex is now referring to her—used cocaine, pot, and prescription pills "daily" for last 10 years. Girl can party.
A new study has confirmed what most of us already knew: Oreos aren't just super delicious, they're fucking addictive.
Cocaine could make people more susceptible to contracting HIV, according to a new study. Without reading it, I'm assuming this has to do with how cocaine also makes people more susceptible to butt sex.
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Last night Lindsay Lohan made the 13th step in her road to recovery: a sit-down with Oprah. Naturally, with this being her sixth stint in rehab in as many years, it's going to be a tougher sell to convince people that this time is different—especially when she's claiming that she's only used cocaine "10 or 15 times."
The narrative of the "crack epidemic" came to be a subject of frenzied media discourse in the 1980s. The pregnant crack-addicted body, in particular, became a location of acute panic — the media fixated on the idea of the "crack baby," the innocent soul born addicted to cocaine who, according to claims, was three times…
Thinking about getting implants, but worried that silicon or saline won't look or feel natural enough? As an alternative, why not try filling your breasts with sweet, pure and all-natural cocaine? That's what one Panamanian woman did before traveling to Spain and, dammit, she would have gotten away with it, too, if it…
Hey buddy. I think it's time you stopped doing cocaine. Not only is cocaine the gateway drug to becoming exceedingly boring and insufferable, but it could also be slowly killing you. I know it's hard to think of these things when you're having so so much fun and — oh, my god! Is that a Robyn song? — you think you're…
There's a new front in the drug war: the female scalp. Yes, intrepid ladies are now sneaking yayo into the country under their weaves ... and they woulda gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that stinkin' customs patdown.
An important bit of information to share with the testicle-toting men in your life: smoking marijuana might lead to testicular cancer. Good news, though — cocaine users have a slightly reduced risk of testicular cancer. Neither drug is good for anyone's music collection.
Griselda Blanco, 69—known as the "Godmother of Cocaine" for her role in a large-scale drug-smuggling operation from Colombia to Miami in the '70s and '80s—was murdered on Monday after being gunned down by an assassin on a motorcycle. Blanco was reportedly no longer involved in organized crime after she was deported from…
OMFG, Radar Online is reporting that nudity wasn't the only scandalous thing going on in Prince Harry's hotel suite last week: Apparently the party was really good, meaning: Full of prostitutes and cocaine.
Boxes of tampons aren't usually like Cracker Jacks, where you expect to find a prize inside. But one woman in Utah recently discovered that her tampons came with an added bonus of some free cocaine. Anybody ready for a period party? Umm, yeah, not so much. Anyway, after purchasing a sealed box of tampons at a local…
Remember when we found out that Whitney Houston had officially died from an "accidental drowning" and that cocaine may have played some role in her death? Well, now sadly it looks like cocaine had a starring role. The official coroner's report just came out, and it has new and disturbing details about the drug…
It's hard to believe, but it's only been six weeks since Whitney Houston was found dead in her hotel room. Today the Los Angeles County Coroner's office finally released its initial autopsy report, and the depressing results showed that she used cocaine right before she drowned, and she also had heart disease. Oh,…
A North Carolina dad lost his job for doing coke, and he's currently awaiting trial for dealing. But he still has partial custody of his kids — and because she won't let them go to his house, his ex-wife could go to jail.
A new study shows that coke addiction might look different depending on the gender of the addict. While ladies are more likely to crave the drug in response to stress, guys seem to want coke in response to ... coke.
Somewhere there is a drug dealer who is really pissed that 30 pounds of his choice coke has gone missing. But if he wanted it so badly, he shouldn't have mailed it to the United Nations. The cocaine was sent inside fake diplomatic pouches, and ended up in the UN's mailroom last week. People there immediately recognized …
Here we all were thinking the cocaine-smeared baby changing tables
Since parents aren't sufficiently stressed out and germophobic as it is, researchers set out to learn what nasty microbes are lurking on the tables where they change their babies in public. A study conducted on more than 100 changing tables in shopping centers, hospitals, police stations, and churches found that more…
A new study supports what that kid slouching in the back of math class with the black clothes and the copy of Das Kapital always claimed: smart people are more likely to do drugs.
A woman has come forward to accuse boxer Oscar de la Hoya of coercing her into sex while he snorted coke and quoted Charlie Sheen. Oh, but that's not the really shocking thing.
Latex is okay, booze is fine, preposterous platforms? Hell yes. But don't do coke, Lady Gaga chides. She was on Howard Stern's show yesterday, and said: "To any little sweethearts that are listening - don't touch cocaine, it's the devil." She explained her coke snorting days thusly: "I think that I was lonely and there…
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An article in today's New York Observer makes the bold claim, "Young New Yorkers no longer care about having sex." Lord help us all.
Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the tabloids, so you don't "have" to. This week, Star creates a "Down Syndrome Drama" for Angelina's twins and Lady Gaga does cocaine to get ideas like "meat dress."
Five teenage burglars stole the ashes of a man and two dogs and then snorted them, thinking they were cocaine. Because people totally keep coke in urns on their mantel, duh.
A midwestern mother received a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, along with a surprise gift of $280K worth of drugs someone had stashed inside. First Clay Matthews's confusing roided-up-Fabio-joins-a-crappy-metal-band hairdo, and now this? Strange things are afoot in Green Bay.
