Oh, Here's the Oscar Statue Snorting Coke

Cool piece of statement art: Street artist Plastic Jesus deposited this beautiful sculpture of the Oscar statuette sniffing cocaine right on the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and La Brea Avenue, in the vicinity of the Academy Awards ceremony venue. » 2/20/15 10:50am 2/20/15 10:50am

Irish Granny Busted With Coke at Bingo Night

A Granny in Cork, Ireland was busted for coke possession at a bingo game this week—she said she was holding it for a friend guys, so it's cool. » 1/23/15 2:50pm 1/23/15 2:50pm

​Steely as Fuck Male Models Busted for Cocaine Delivery Service

Apparently hot criminals who take modelesque mugshots just isn't enough. Now we have criminals who are hot by profession. I think things are starting to get out of hand—crime is getting far too glamorous. » 11/24/14 3:30pm 11/24/14 3:30pm

Woman Attempts to Smuggle Cocaine Hidden Inside Her Breast Implants

A Venezuelan woman was arrested at Madrid airport after it was discovered that she was carrying 1.7kg—about 3.75lb—of cocaine in her breast implants—like inside her body. Talk about a drug bust! (Ba da bum.) » 8/15/14 11:50am 8/15/14 11:50am

Jenny McCarthy Admits 'I'm a Hypocrite' Over Hillary Clinton Gay Joke

Jenny McCarthy has written an "essay" addressing her recent comments on the View in which she insinuated that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian. » 7/25/14 8:00pm 7/25/14 8:00pm

Italy to Include Prostitution and Cocaine Sales in Its GDP

Italy has an unusual new plan to help boost its stagnant economy. This year, the country will include prostitution and illegal drug sales in the gross domestic product calculation. » 6/12/14 9:40am 6/12/14 9:40am

Nigella Lawson Has Been Coked Out of Her Mind for a Decade, Allegedly

Super sexy gourmand Nigella Lawson is entangled in a legal mess involving her ex-husband and two former longtime assistants who alleged in court proceedings this week that "Higella"—as her ex is now referring to her—used cocaine, pot, and prescription pills "daily" for last 10 years. Girl can party. » 11/27/13 6:00pm 11/27/13 6:00pm

Oreos Are as Addictive as Cocaine. Sweet, Creamy Cocaine.

A new study has confirmed what most of us already knew: Oreos aren't just super delicious, they're fucking addictive. » 10/16/13 10:00am 10/16/13 10:00am

Cocaine May Increase Risk for HIV

Cocaine could make people more susceptible to contracting HIV, according to a new study. Without reading it, I'm assuming this has to do with how cocaine also makes people more susceptible to butt sex. » 10/04/13 11:10am 10/04/13 11:10am

Coke Snorting and Shoe Throwing in the New House of Versace Trailer

Since I declared the House Of Versace teaser trailer TOO SHORT, the folks at Lifetime sent us a longer version. I am not exaggerating when I say that Gina Gershon as Donatella is EVERYTHING. Here's what we see: » 10/01/13 6:15pm 10/01/13 6:15pm

Does Anyone Believe Lindsay Lohan Snorted Coke Only 10 Times?

Last night Lindsay Lohan made the 13th step in her road to recovery: a sit-down with Oprah. Naturally, with this being her sixth stint in rehab in as many years, it's going to be a tougher sell to convince people that this time is different—especially when she's claiming that she's only used cocaine "10 or 15 times." » 8/19/13 12:30pm 8/19/13 12:30pm

Court Documents Reveal Bernie Madoff's Cocaine-Fueled Sex Parties

Court documents filed Thursday in the prosecution of former Bernie Madoff secretary Annette Bongiorno describe a love-triangle between Bernie Madoff and at least one of his employees. » 8/10/13 1:30pm 8/10/13 1:30pm

Good News: 1980s 'Crack Babies' Epidemic Was Hugely Overblown

The narrative of the "crack epidemic" came to be a subject of frenzied media discourse in the 1980s. The pregnant crack-addicted body, in particular, became a location of acute panic — the media fixated on the idea of the "crack baby," the innocent soul born addicted to cocaine who, according to claims, was three… » 5/21/13 4:15pm 5/21/13 4:15pm

Woman Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants

Thinking about getting implants, but worried that silicon or saline won't look or feel natural enough? As an alternative, why not try filling your breasts with sweet, pure and all-natural cocaine? That's what one Panamanian woman did before traveling to Spain and, dammit, she would have gotten away with it, too, if it… » 12/13/12 11:15am 12/13/12 11:15am

Using Cocaine Can Cause Heart Attacks So You Should Probably Stop Doing…

Hey buddy. I think it's time you stopped doing cocaine. Not only is cocaine the gateway drug to becoming exceedingly boring and insufferable, but it could also be slowly killing you. I know it's hard to think of these things when you're having so so much fun and — oh, my god! Is that a Robyn song? — you think you're… » 11/06/12 6:15pm 11/06/12 6:15pm

Smuggling Cocaine in Your Weave Is the Awesomest Terrible Idea Ever

There's a new front in the drug war: the female scalp. Yes, intrepid ladies are now sneaking yayo into the country under their weaves ... and they woulda gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that stinkin' customs patdown. » 9/26/12 5:30pm 9/26/12 5:30pm

Marijuana Might Be Bad for Balls, And Cocaine Might Be Good

An important bit of information to share with the testicle-toting men in your life: smoking marijuana might lead to testicular cancer. Good news, though — cocaine users have a slightly reduced risk of testicular cancer. Neither drug is good for anyone's music collection. » 9/11/12 1:00pm 9/11/12 1:00pm

'Godmother of Cocaine' Gunned Down in Colombia

Griselda Blanco, 69—known as the "Godmother of Cocaine" for her role in a large-scale drug-smuggling operation from Colombia to Miami in the '70s and '80s—was murdered on Monday after being gunned down by an assassin on a motorcycle. Blanco was reportedly no longer involved in organized crime after she was deported… » 9/04/12 1:10pm 9/04/12 1:10pm

Prince Harry's Naked Vegas Romp Included Hookers and Blow

OMFG, Radar Online is reporting that nudity wasn't the only scandalous thing going on in Prince Harry's hotel suite last week: Apparently the party was really good, meaning: Full of prostitutes and cocaine. » 8/30/12 3:02pm 8/30/12 3:02pm