Nigella Lawson Has Been Coked Out of Her Mind for a Decade, Allegedly

Super sexy gourmand Nigella Lawson is entangled in a legal mess involving her ex-husband and two former longtime assistants who alleged in court proceedings this week that "Higella"—as her ex is now referring to her—used cocaine, pot, and prescription pills "daily" for last 10 years. Girl can party. » 11/27/13 6:00pm 11/27/13 6:00pm

Does Anyone Believe Lindsay Lohan Snorted Coke Only 10 Times?

Last night Lindsay Lohan made the 13th step in her road to recovery: a sit-down with Oprah. Naturally, with this being her sixth stint in rehab in as many years, it's going to be a tougher sell to convince people that this time is different—especially when she's claiming that she's only used cocaine "10 or 15 times." » 8/19/13 12:30pm 8/19/13 12:30pm

Good News: 1980s 'Crack Babies' Epidemic Was Hugely Overblown

The narrative of the "crack epidemic" came to be a subject of frenzied media discourse in the 1980s. The pregnant crack-addicted body, in particular, became a location of acute panic — the media fixated on the idea of the "crack baby," the innocent soul born addicted to cocaine who, according to claims, was three… » 5/21/13 4:15pm 5/21/13 4:15pm

Woman Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants

Thinking about getting implants, but worried that silicon or saline won't look or feel natural enough? As an alternative, why not try filling your breasts with sweet, pure and all-natural cocaine? That's what one Panamanian woman did before traveling to Spain and, dammit, she would have gotten away with it, too, if it… » 12/13/12 11:15am 12/13/12 11:15am

Using Cocaine Can Cause Heart Attacks So You Should Probably Stop Doing…

Hey buddy. I think it's time you stopped doing cocaine. Not only is cocaine the gateway drug to becoming exceedingly boring and insufferable, but it could also be slowly killing you. I know it's hard to think of these things when you're having so so much fun and — oh, my god! Is that a Robyn song? — you think you're… » 11/06/12 6:15pm 11/06/12 6:15pm

'Godmother of Cocaine' Gunned Down in Colombia

Griselda Blanco, 69—known as the "Godmother of Cocaine" for her role in a large-scale drug-smuggling operation from Colombia to Miami in the '70s and '80s—was murdered on Monday after being gunned down by an assassin on a motorcycle. Blanco was reportedly no longer involved in organized crime after she was deported… » 9/04/12 1:10pm 9/04/12 1:10pm

Woman Buys a Box of Tampons, Discovers They Come with Free Cocaine

Boxes of tampons aren't usually like Cracker Jacks, where you expect to find a prize inside. But one woman in Utah recently discovered that her tampons came with an added bonus of some free cocaine. Anybody ready for a period party? Umm, yeah, not so much. Anyway, after purchasing a sealed box of tampons at a local… » 5/03/12 9:00pm 5/03/12 9:00pm

New Cokey Evidence Suggests Whitney's Death Was Not an Accidental…

Remember when we found out that Whitney Houston had officially died from an "accidental drowning" and that cocaine may have played some role in her death? Well, now sadly it looks like cocaine had a starring role. The official coroner's report just came out, and it has new and disturbing details about the drug… » 4/04/12 8:00pm 4/04/12 8:00pm

The Sad Truth Is That Whitney Houston Did Cocaine Right Before She Died

It's hard to believe, but it's only been six weeks since Whitney Houston was found dead in her hotel room. Today the Los Angeles County Coroner's office finally released its initial autopsy report, and the depressing results showed that she used cocaine right before she drowned, and she also had heart disease. Oh,… » 3/22/12 8:00pm 3/22/12 8:00pm