Suki Waterhouse Washes Hair With Coca-Cola, Has No Endorsement Deal

British supermodel Suki Waterhouse - who recently ended a two-year relationship with actor Bradley Cooper - dropped this bomb on Us Weekly: "I rinse my hair with Coca-Cola sometimes." » 3/22/15 5:15pm 3/22/15 5:15pm

Coca-Cola Thinks Voicemail Is Useless, Kills It

For many people in America, voicemail is useless. Coca-Cola decided to go ahead and let that cool feature go gently into the good night by eradicating its voicemail option on landlines at the company's headquarters in Atlanta. "Nooooooo!" screamed one employee. » 12/23/14 11:50am 12/23/14 11:50am

It's Barf Time: Coca Cola Plans to Introduce a New 'Premium Milk'

Stand by for the most disgusting beverage-related news since the invention of green juice: Coca Cola apparently plans to introduce a new "premium milk" product that'll cost more money. Well, that's one way to cope with the fact nobody wants to drink soda anymore! » 11/28/14 12:00pm 11/28/14 12:00pm

Man Proposes to Girlfriend With Coke Bottles and Lots of Sugar

Today’s trend in marriage proposals; say it with soda. A man named Donnie McGilvray asked for his girlfriend’s hand in marriage with six Coke bottles he’d personalized with the message “Beautiful Eloise Will You Marry Me.” There was no question mark, but we forgive you, Donnie. » 8/11/14 10:30am 8/11/14 10:30am

Where Did the Dude in the Coke Ad's Nipples Go?

Our friends in the UK are being thoroughly creeped out by Coke's new campaign which includes a headless shirtless man pouring himself a fine glass of Diet Coke. Said headless shirtless man appears to have zero nipples, which is either some type of astounding genetic anomaly or, more likely, a staggering Photoshop… » 7/14/14 3:20pm 7/14/14 3:20pm

7-Eleven Pulls Diet Coke Frost From Stores Before Summer Even Arrives

After a mere month, 7-Eleven has decided to pull Diet Coke Frost, one of the hallowed Slurpee's only reduced fat options, from stores. » 3/27/14 6:15pm 3/27/14 6:15pm

Coke Sponsors Winter Olympics By Not Really Telling America About It

Shh, but gay rights activists are alleging that Coca-Cola doesn’t really want America to know that they’re sponsoring the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. It might be the television channels I’m watching, but I haven’t seen any Coke commercials for the Games in the States now that I think about it. » 1/23/14 8:30pm 1/23/14 8:30pm

Mexican Coke Is Ditching Cane Sugar For High-Fructose Corn Syrup…

Well, this is some real bullshit. Mexican Coke is ditching its key ingredient, cane sugar, for high-fructose corn syrup. This is objectively awful. » 11/06/13 12:10pm 11/06/13 12:10pm

New Ad Says Drinking Coca Cola Is Part of a 'Healthy Lifestyle'

A new ad for Coca Cola advises drinking the brown flavored bubbly corn syrup water isn't unhealthy at all — instead, it's a part of a wholesome, healthy lifestyle like the kind your grandfather enjoyed before he died of lung cancer from all the smoking people did in the 1950's and 60's. » 8/16/13 2:40pm 8/16/13 2:40pm

Lawsuit Against Vitaminwater Claims It's Nothing But Soda Sans Bubbles

Vitaminwater is still in hot (neon-dyed sugar) water over its claims that its anything other than Obesity in Landfill (tm?) — and it looks like they're finally going to see their day in (class action lawsuit) court. » 7/22/13 9:30pm 7/22/13 9:30pm

Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Hands Are Weak and in Need of a Man

Have you ever had a really hard time opening a bottle of Coke and some guy helped you out and then you two got married?! Ha, such a classic meet-cute. (It happened to me last week, but we're divorced now that I'm no longer thirsty for a Coke.) » 5/07/13 10:25am 5/07/13 10:25am

Coke Zero: The Beverage of Pathetic Men Everywhere

Guys, are you a sad sack piece of crap with delusions about your looks, talent, and abilities who can't be counted on to perform the most basic of tasks? Well then, Coke Zero is for you! » 4/18/13 10:00am 4/18/13 10:00am

'Honest' Version of Coca Cola's Anti-Obesity Ad Is Actually a Scary…

Here's the new Coca-Cola commercial, in which the brand brags about all it's doing to help people consume fewer calories: "Across our portfolio of over 650 beverages, we now offer over 180 low and no calorie choices," the narrator explains. If you like, you can also watch the new Coca-Cola commercial explaining how… » 1/17/13 10:45am 1/17/13 10:45am

New Coca-Cola Ads Mention Obesity, But Still Insist Coca-Cola Has…

Coca-Cola is the world's number one beverage company, and known for ad campaigns that equate soft drinks with joy. From "Have a Coke and a Smile" to "open happiness" and the Happiness Machine, Coca-Cola has always focused on positivity. But in new commercials hitting the air starting today, the brand will do something… » 1/14/13 3:40pm 1/14/13 3:40pm

Bottoms Up: Turns Out There's Actually Alcohol in Your Soda

We've been hearing so much lately about how terrible soda is. It contains all kinds of crazy chemicals and also a concentrated dose of pure evil that keeps you coming back for more. But did you know that your soda also contains alcohol? Alcohol alcohol? Like the good kind that gets you drunk? Yep, that's what a French… » 6/28/12 10:00pm 6/28/12 10:00pm

Don't You Love The Taste Of Flame Retardant?

Have you ever heard of brominated vegetable oil? Unless you're one of those obsessive label-readers like myself, odds are high that you've never thought twice about specific kind of oil before. Well, I have some bad news for any fruit-flavored soda-lovers: your drink of choice contains flame retardant. » 12/14/11 6:30pm 12/14/11 6:30pm

Nation Revolts Against Diet Coke Trickery [UPDATED]

Coca-Cola has certainly learned its lesson about trying to highlight the plight of the polar bear. Just a month after its debut, the company is phasing out its mostly-white holiday cans, which were meant to draw attention to how global warming is threatening polar bears (and Coke's contribution of up to $3 million to… » 12/01/11 10:30am 12/01/11 10:30am

Junk Food Addiction As Real As Drug Addiction, But Less Cool

A growing body of evidence indicates that there's a reason it's so hard for so many people to just stop eating junk food— it's just as addictive as illegal drugs. This changes everything. Chocoholism is real, and it's no laughing matter, Cathy cartoons. All those songs you thought were coded odes to heroin and… » 11/02/11 1:20pm 11/02/11 1:20pm

Soda And Sex Changes: A Match Made In Heaven

Coca-Cola would like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. It's just one of the megacompanies that's expanded its insurance policies to cover the sex-change operations of employees. And it's a growing trend. » 2/22/11 2:13pm 2/22/11 2:13pm