Coke Sponsors Winter Olympics By Not Really Telling America About It

Shh, but gay rights activists are alleging that Coca-Cola doesn’t really want America to know that they’re sponsoring the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. It might be the television channels I’m watching, but I haven’t seen any Coke commercials for the Games in the States now that I think about it. » 1/23/14 8:30pm 1/23/14 8:30pm

'Honest' Version of Coca Cola's Anti-Obesity Ad Is Actually a Scary Truth …

Here's the new Coca-Cola commercial, in which the brand brags about all it's doing to help people consume fewer calories: "Across our portfolio of over 650 beverages, we now offer over 180 low and no calorie choices," the narrator explains. If you like, you can also watch the new Coca-Cola commercial explaining how one… » 1/17/13 10:45am 1/17/13 10:45am

New Coca-Cola Ads Mention Obesity, But Still Insist Coca-Cola Has…

Coca-Cola is the world's number one beverage company, and known for ad campaigns that equate soft drinks with joy. From "Have a Coke and a Smile" to "open happiness" and the Happiness Machine, Coca-Cola has always focused on positivity. But in new commercials hitting the air starting today, the brand will do something it… » 1/14/13 3:40pm 1/14/13 3:40pm

Bottoms Up: Turns Out There's Actually Alcohol in Your Soda

We've been hearing so much lately about how terrible soda is. It contains all kinds of crazy chemicals and also a concentrated dose of pure evil that keeps you coming back for more. But did you know that your soda also contains alcohol? Alcohol alcohol? Like the good kind that gets you drunk? Yep, that's what a French… » 6/28/12 10:00pm 6/28/12 10:00pm

Nation Revolts Against Diet Coke Trickery [UPDATED]

Coca-Cola has certainly learned its lesson about trying to highlight the plight of the polar bear. Just a month after its debut, the company is phasing out its mostly-white holiday cans, which were meant to draw attention to how global warming is threatening polar bears (and Coke's contribution of up to $3 million to… » 12/01/11 10:30am 12/01/11 10:30am

Junk Food Addiction As Real As Drug Addiction, But Less Cool

A growing body of evidence indicates that there's a reason it's so hard for so many people to just stop eating junk food— it's just as addictive as illegal drugs. This changes everything. Chocoholism is real, and it's no laughing matter, Cathy cartoons. All those songs you thought were coded odes to heroin and cocaine? … » 11/02/11 1:20pm 11/02/11 1:20pm

Jen's Perfume Smells Like Childless Misery; Justin Bieber Grapples With …