Life Is Meaningless: Poll Finds Fox News Is the Most Trusted Network

The results of a new Quinnipac University poll are just the kind of thing you want to hear as election season ramps up: more U.S. voters said they trusted the news coverage provided by Fox News than NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC or CNN. » 3/09/15 1:00pm 3/09/15 1:00pm

This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends

Thirty-four years ago, at the launch of Ted Turner's Cable News Network, the founder made a grandiose and specific promise about his newly created round-the-clock operation. "Barring satellite problems, we won't be signing off until the world ends," Turner declared. And in anticipation, he prepared a final video… » 1/05/15 1:04pm 1/05/15 1:04pm

Here's Princeton Mom Calling College Rape a 'Learning Experience'

Susan Patton, a.k.a. Princeton Mom, is still out here with her nuanced take on gender and relationship issues. As you may recall, previous greatest hits included: date rape isn't real, sex work is gross, and, of course, spinsterhood is the single most terrifying fate that can possibly befall a woman. CNN did a… » 12/12/14 11:50am 12/12/14 11:50am

Janice Dickinson: I Want Bill Cosby to Admit He Is a Pig and a Monster

On CNN Monday, Janice Dickinson got highly emotional while discussing her alleged rape by Bill Cosby, saying, "I don't know how to process this. I don't know how to process these emotions," before breaking down in tears. » 12/02/14 9:30am 12/02/14 9:30am

Joan Rivers Walks Out On CNN Interview, Claims She’s Not Mean

If Joan Rivers is simply drumming up attention for her new book, she's doing a damn fine job at it. On the heels of the "tranny" slur she tossed in Michelle Obama's direction, she appeared on CNN with Fredricka Whitfield to discuss her book—only to storm off set within a couple minutes. » 7/05/14 5:07pm 7/05/14 5:07pm

​The "Official" CNN Pregnancy Test Is a Total Nightmare

Last night Seth Rogen hosted a very Seth Rogen-y episode of Saturday Night Live in that there was a lot of references to various controlled substances and James Franco showed up a couple times. But there was a pretty brilliant "commercial" that asks What if CNN made a pregnancy test? » 4/13/14 12:30pm 4/13/14 12:30pm

You Won't Have To Endure Piers Morgan on CNN Anymore

Piers Morgan's talk show, which has never been short on disappointments for a lot of viewers, is being cancelled. No date has been set for the final show yet. » 2/23/14 9:14pm 2/23/14 9:14pm

Piers Morgan: OMG Stop With the Trans Stuff

Piers Morgan can't seem to shut up about that time Janet Mock hurt his feelings. So incapable of shutting up about it is he that it's getting hard to like him at all. » 2/19/14 3:00pm 2/19/14 3:00pm

Rand Paul Basically Admits That the GOP Was Waging a War on Women

The animated Raggedy Andy doll known as Rand Paul has been busy this weekend making lots of stupid platitudes about single moms and the war on women, which he insists — just in case you had any doubt at all — women are winning. » 1/26/14 3:00pm 1/26/14 3:00pm

Fit Mom to Curvy Girl: You Can 'Just Tell' If a Person Is Unhealthy

Over the weekend, CNN put fat-shamey exercise enthusiast Maria Kang — aka Fit Mom or "What's Your Excuse" mom — on the air with Chrystal Bougon, owner of Curvy Girl lingerie. Spoiler alert: Once again, Kang was terrible. » 12/02/13 1:10pm 12/02/13 1:10pm

CNN Would Have You Believe That Serena Williams Was 'Rescued' by a Man

Serena Williams is better at tennis than most human beings will ever be at anything, ever. And this year in particular she's been on a tear: After the embarrassment of a first-round knockout at the 2012 French Open, she's racked up 11 titles, including the U.S. Open and the WTA Championships. » 11/21/13 11:40am 11/21/13 11:40am

Hillary Clinton Doc Cancelled After Everyone Agrees It Was a Bad Idea

CNN's buzzed-about Hillary Clinton documentary is no longer on the network's docket- thanks to everyone agreeing that making a documentary about a living, active politician might make a lot of people mad. » 9/30/13 1:20pm 9/30/13 1:20pm

Professional Dipshit Writes Bizarrely Sexist Screed Against Cable Host

Earlier this week, Crossfire, the ancestral home of partisan cable TV shouting, returned to CNN because apparently no one has any new ideas for a TV debate show that isn't bad. And while reviews for the the program's zombie reanimation were tepid-to-negative, one in particular stuck out for its confusingly enraged… » 9/10/13 4:00pm 9/10/13 4:00pm

AMERICAN TEENS INVENT NEW WAY OF GETTING HIGH (maybe)

Parents, do you know where your children are right now? You might want to give them a call to find out, because CNN has just uncovered a shocking trend that is sweeping the nation's youth: SHAMBOILING! » 8/21/13 4:10pm 8/21/13 4:10pm

CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Weddings & Babies

You're not hallucinating as you slip into a mid-afternoon taco coma; CNN really did just feature a panel of four women discussing something on the news. And — AND!— the all-lady discussion wasn't even about so-called "women's issues" like THE ROYAL BABY or COOL FAVORS TO GIVE OUT AT YOUR BUDGET RECESSION WEDDING —… » 7/24/13 3:30pm 7/24/13 3:30pm

CNN: Kate Middleton “Brilliant” for Having a Boy Instead of a Girl

CNN correspondent Victoria Arbiter would like to extend her sincerest congratulations to the Duchess of Cambridge. Nice, right? Except, wait — she's not so much congratulating Kate Middleton for giving birth to a healthy baby. She's congratulating her for giving birth to a healthy baby boy. » 7/22/13 5:00pm 7/22/13 5:00pm

Women on Cable News are Having a Kickass Week

Fox News announced Tuesday afternoon that Megyn Kelly, current anchor of America Live and current holder of her third child in her womb, will get her own primetime show once she returns from maternity leave. Coincidentally, Soledad O'Brien, formerly of CNN, announced yesterday that she's joining Al Jazeera America.… » 7/02/13 6:15pm 7/02/13 6:15pm