CNN Would Have You Believe That Serena Williams Was 'Rescued' by a Man

Serena Williams is better at tennis than most human beings will ever be at anything, ever. And this year in particular she's been on a tear: After the embarrassment of a first-round knockout at the 2012 French Open, she's racked up 11 titles, including the U.S. Open and the WTA Championships. » 11/21/13 11:40am 11/21/13 11:40am

Professional Dipshit Writes Bizarrely Sexist Screed Against Cable Host

Earlier this week, Crossfire, the ancestral home of partisan cable TV shouting, returned to CNN because apparently no one has any new ideas for a TV debate show that isn't bad. And while reviews for the the program's zombie reanimation were tepid-to-negative, one in particular stuck out for its confusingly enraged… » 9/10/13 4:00pm 9/10/13 4:00pm

CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Weddings & Babies

You're not hallucinating as you slip into a mid-afternoon taco coma; CNN really did just feature a panel of four women discussing something on the news. And — AND!— the all-lady discussion wasn't even about so-called "women's issues" like THE ROYAL BABY or COOL FAVORS TO GIVE OUT AT YOUR BUDGET RECESSION WEDDING —… » 7/24/13 3:30pm 7/24/13 3:30pm

CNN: Kate Middleton “Brilliant” for Having a Boy Instead of a Girl

CNN correspondent Victoria Arbiter would like to extend her sincerest congratulations to the Duchess of Cambridge. Nice, right? Except, wait — she's not so much congratulating Kate Middleton for giving birth to a healthy baby. She's congratulating her for giving birth to a healthy baby boy. » 7/22/13 5:00pm 7/22/13 5:00pm

Women on Cable News are Having a Kickass Week

Fox News announced Tuesday afternoon that Megyn Kelly, current anchor of America Live and current holder of her third child in her womb, will get her own primetime show once she returns from maternity leave. Coincidentally, Soledad O'Brien, formerly of CNN, announced yesterday that she's joining Al Jazeera America.… » 7/02/13 6:15pm 7/02/13 6:15pm

"You're a Freak": Watch Chris Cuomo Sexually Harass Amanda Knox on TV

If you weren't tuned in to CNN at 10:00 p.m. Tuesday night to witness the car wreck that was Chris Cuomo's insane interview with "vivacious, sexually adventurous, guitar-playing student" (and accused murderer) Amanda Knox—why? Why weren't you watching CNN? Were you doin' some sex stuff? Some kinda freaky sex stuff?… » 5/08/13 5:32pm 5/08/13 5:32pm

Here's What CNN Should've Said About the Steubenville Rape Case

CNN's unconscionable coverage of the Steubenville Rape Case verdict is pissing everyone off. Newscaster Candy Crowley, general correspondent Poppy Harlow, and legal expert Paul Callan all did their very best to focus solely on the guilty verdict's repercussions on the two rapists. There's next to no coverage of the… » 3/18/13 9:30am 3/18/13 9:30am

Soledad O'Brien's Leaving Her CNN Show But Launching Her Own Production…

The rumors are true: Soledad O'Brien's morning show has been given the boot by CNN, and will be replaced in a couple of months. But! She will still be working with the channel. O'Brien has started a production company, Starfish Media Group, and, according to the New York Times, will "supply documentaries to CNN on a… » 2/22/13 3:30pm 2/22/13 3:30pm