This Bored CNN Reporter Accidentally Caught on Livestream Is an Artist and an Icon 

President Obama and French President Hollande gave a joint press conference at the White House today at noon to discuss the war against ISIS, but the real excitement began well before they arrived, when the camera made completely accidental love to CNN’s Jim Acosta for approximately 30 minutes. »Tuesday 1:27pm11/24/15 1:27pm


Ben Carson Insists He Tried to Stab a Guy When He Was 14, Despite Mounting Evidence He's Lying

Best-case scenario: Ben Carson tried to stab someone. Alternate scenario: Ben Carson has been lying for years about trying to stab someone when he was 14, a kind of extreme knives-to-surgical-riches story that’s now falling apart when the gentlest breeze is blown upon it. »11/06/15 8:56am11/06/15 8:56am

Shaun King Posts Bitter Exchange With Don Lemon's Booker, Promptly Gets His Account Suspended

On Wednesday, New York Daily News reporter Shaun King was asked to appear on CNN with Don Lemon via email. He declined, rather emphatically: “I will never appear anywhere with Don for the rest of my natural life.” King then posted the email exchange on Twitter and Facebook and promptly received cease and desist… »11/04/15 6:30pm11/04/15 6:30pm

CNN Pretty Sure Jimmy Fallon Has Some Kind of Problem, But That's None of Their Business...

Jimmy Fallon has had some trouble with his hands lately. First he suffered a ring avulsion (google it) after a run-in with a braided rug over the summer, and just a few days ago the late night comedian injured his finger after cutting it on a bottle of Jäger. That’s worrying, yes, but no one is as worried about Fallon… »10/27/15 10:50am10/27/15 10:50am

Hillary Clinton Literally LOLs When Asked About Her Damn Emails 

In a moment that will surely make its way into a Republican candidate’s attack ad, CNN’s Jake Tapper asked Hillary Clinton about her private email server during a Friday interview. He led in with a reference to Bernie Sanders and his “ya damn emails” remark, causing Clinton to start laughing uncontrollably. »10/19/15 10:55am10/19/15 10:55am

CNN Has an Interesting Take on the Arrest of a 14-Year-Old Clockmaking Boy

Wednesday morning, Texas ninth grader Ahmed Mohamed brought a homemade clock to school to show to his teachers. However, an English teacher thought it was a bomb and Mohamed was arrested shortly after. Since then, Mohamed has been invited to the White House, Facebook, Google, and multiple universities for being such a… »9/16/15 5:20pm9/16/15 5:20pm

This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends

Thirty-four years ago, at the launch of Ted Turner's Cable News Network, the founder made a grandiose and specific promise about his newly created round-the-clock operation. "Barring satellite problems, we won't be signing off until the world ends," Turner declared. And in anticipation, he prepared a final video… »1/05/15 1:04pm1/05/15 1:04pm

Here's Princeton Mom Calling College Rape a 'Learning Experience'

Susan Patton, a.k.a. Princeton Mom, is still out here with her nuanced take on gender and relationship issues. As you may recall, previous greatest hits included: date rape isn't real, sex work is gross, and, of course, spinsterhood is the single most terrifying fate that can possibly befall a woman. CNN did a… »12/12/14 11:50am12/12/14 11:50am