Town Bans Clowns Because the French Can't Control Themselves

What's going on with clowns these days? Roaming small towns in California, terrorizing people in France, missing entire mouths on American Horror Story? I don't know about you but I think the French town of Vendargues that has banned all clown costumes for the foreseeable future has the right idea. » 10/31/14 10:50am 10/31/14 10:50am

Violent Clowns Are Now Stalking France

If Twisty, American Horror Story's resident clown of creepiness and doom, hasn't given you enough of a reason to stay home this Halloween (although he will get you there, too. He's a clown), consider this chilling news: French police are warning citizens of violent attacks perpetrated by clowns with guns and knives. » 10/27/14 6:30pm 10/27/14 6:30pm

American Horror Story in Real Life: Creepy Clowns Stalk California Town

If you have coulrophobia, or even an aversion to clowns, you may not want to read this. Because there are a lot of clowns here and they're all doing something strange in the town of Wasco, California: They're wandering around late at night, clown-style. » 10/11/14 5:56pm 10/11/14 5:56pm

New American Horror Story Clip: 100% More Scary Clown

American Horror Story's writers and creators excel at exploiting our deepest pathologies and paranoias, so it was only a matter of time until they debuted that oh-so-ordinary childhood terror: the scary clown. And Lana del Rey! » 10/01/14 12:00pm 10/01/14 12:00pm

Absolute Worst Asshole Ever Trolls Cemetery Dressed as a Clown

Some complete and total jerkface is sneaking around a cemetery in New York dressed as a super creepy clown is hiding in Brooklyn's historic Green-Wood Cemetery, trying to "surprise" unsuspecting cemetery-goers. » 7/15/14 9:40am 7/15/14 9:40am

Katy Perry's Prank-Filled 'Birthday' Video Not Suitable for Children

Being a famous pop star must get boring sometimes. At least, that's the feeling you get after watching Katy Perry's video for "Birthday," which she's used as an opportunity to really pushed her acting skills to the brink by disguising herself as various birthday party entertainment professionals who end up ruining a… » 4/24/14 3:00pm 4/24/14 3:00pm

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Bangs a Clown in GQ

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, a 53-year-old woman who is so hot and awesome that it almost seems unfair, stars in her very own photo spread in next month's issue of GQ wherein she fucks a clown. » 4/23/14 2:00pm 4/23/14 2:00pm

Despite earlier reports, there is no clown shortage in America. According to leading clown experts at the Clowns of America International (which, yes, exists), everything is fine. "There is NO fear of a clown shortage in the U.S. [Clowns] of America International is doing very well, and so are the clowns that are… » 2/18/14 8:52pm 2/18/14 8:52pm

Clown Advocates Fear America Faces a Dire Clown Shortage

Bad news if you run a circus, great news if you are knee-quakingly terrified of clowns: The clown industry's talent pipeline is perilously close to running dry. Go and hug your children/pets, because the days of pants-shitting clown nightmares are almost over. » 2/17/14 2:15pm 2/17/14 2:15pm

Terrifying Clown Spotted On The Grammys Red Carpet

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Creepy Clown With Voice of a GD Angel Sings Lorde's Royals

At first I was terrified — and then I was capterrified. (Which is a mix of terrified and captivated; like when you watch your Fourth Meal Taco Bell burrito get made.) » 11/11/13 5:30pm 11/11/13 5:30pm

Israeli Patch Adams Brigade Facilitates Healing and IVF

Hospitals can be pretty terrifying places even without grotesquely painted jesters shuffling through their wards in oversized shoes, but that hasn't stopped Israeli hospitals from relying on medical clowns to help put tremulous patients more at ease because apparently not enough Israelis know who Pennywise is. » 8/21/12 9:15pm 8/21/12 9:15pm

Female Clown Porn Pioneer Goes Through Chemo. Also, Clown Porn Is a…

According to the San Francisco Weekly, Hollie Stevens (who the article dubs a "clown porn pioneer") first started shooting clown porn because it is fucking hilarious. "I shot a lot of clown porn for amusement," she told the publication. Stevens, who also does mainstream porn, has cancer. » 4/04/12 11:55am 4/04/12 11:55am

Clown Convention's Off To A Grrrreat Start

[Mexico City, October 18: A girl has her face painted during the "XVth International Clown Convention." The convention will be held Oct. 18-21 at the Jimenez Rueda theater. Image via AP.] » 10/19/10 9:52am 10/19/10 9:52am

Christine O'Donnell Tries To Blame Liberal Media For Her Own…

In damage control mode, Christine O'Donnell is cutting off access to the mean press. Hence, this "tightly-controlled" Republican event. » 10/07/10 6:10pm 10/07/10 6:10pm

Insane Clown Brassiere

Though this woman claims she dreamed of going to the circus in her Maidenform bra, this ad is truly the stuff of nightmares. It also makes me want to sing, "fucking magnets bras, how do they work?" [Vintage Ads] » 4/25/10 12:35pm 4/25/10 12:35pm

Progressive Parenting: Hire A Scary Clown To Stalk Your Child

Switzerland's Evil Clown service lets parents hire clowns to stalk their children for a week with threatening texts and calls. If the child avoids getting hit in the face with cake, they get it as a birthday present. [Metro.co.uk] » 4/14/10 6:30pm 4/14/10 6:30pm

Is There Anyone Who Isn't Scared Of Clowns?

For the past hundred years, everyone has been scared of clowns. No one finds them funny. Even if you're not P.Diddy-phobic, modern life generally has an unofficial "no clowns" clause that for some reason is recklessly ignored: » 2/11/10 3:00pm 2/11/10 3:00pm

Researchers have "discovered" that children are afraid of clowns. And it's not just the wee ones: In a study reported in Nursing Standard, "found all the 250 patients aged between four and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary." Says Penny Curtis, a senior lecturer at… » 1/16/08 10:45am 1/16/08 10:45am