Unbeknownst to me, by the time you are 30 years old, you should apparently know better than to have a closet full of random shit that you've accumulated over time, like a broken pair of skis or a dusty cervical cap. You're supposed to have a considered closet with useful items that are befitting of a grown-up woman.
There's a new, hilarious twist in the "million dollar" burglary of Theresa Roemer's infamous three-story closet: the jewels and designer handbags that were stolen were all fakes. This is according to the alleged thief, who recently reached out to the media.
A Houston woman's three-story, 3000-square-foot closet—filled with designer clothes, shoes, handbags and jewels as well as a champagne bar—was so well publicized on national and local news that a burglar knew exactly what to steal in a recent million-dollar heist.
If you're feeling too good about yourself this morning, please take a break from all that unnecessary happiness to feast your eyes on closets that are worth more than you are. Of course, you have to move to Los Angeles and sell your soul to get one of these doors to Narnia, but it's clearly worth it.
If the sight of a mere todder's gigantic closet filled to the brim with designer clothing makes you sick to your stomach, there's nothing to see here. But for those who have followed either Rachel Zoe's reality series or her career, her son's immaculate collection of threads shouldn't come as much of a surprise.…
The hourglass Simmons keeps in her wardrobe is filled with "over 5000 little diamonds. And they're real." ("Over 5000 cubic zirconias" doesn't have the same ring.) This, her "satellite closet," she warns is only "a smaller version of the Mothership."