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Todd Akin Releases 'Forgive Me for Being a Dipshit' Ad, Vows to Plunge Ahead Against GOP's Wishes

Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin is so, so sorry. He's so unbelievably, self-flagellatingly remorseful that he has released a new ad begging voters' forgiveness, claiming he used the "wrong words in the wrong way." But that's not enough for top GOP officials, who are trying to come in and shut that whole thing down. Guy…

Todd Akin Was Probably Going to Win the Missouri Senate Race Before He Vomited All Over America

Missouri Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill probably helped Rep. Todd Akin achieve greater political prominence when she decided that it'd be better to face a six-term congressman in the looming Missouri Senate race than an opponent who didn't have a previous voting record to criticize. With tea-party fervor strong in…

Rumor: Todd 'Legitimate Rape' Akin Might Withdraw From Senate Race After Republicans Feign Outrage

The rumor mill has been chug chug chugging this afternoon with reports that many important suit wearers think Missouri Republican Senate nominee Todd Akin should withdraw from the race. According to one senior GOP official, tomorrow his campaign will announce that it will, to borrow a phrase from Akin, "shut that…