Amy Adams and Claire Danes Talk Feminism and Women in Hollywood

Amy Adams and Claire Danes are both on the covers of the January issues of Vanity Fair and Glamour, respectively, and though Danes looks like she's been caught picnicking in Central Park while Adams could be drunk off of too much egg nog, their interviews reveal similar takes on being women in Hollywood. » 12/03/13 11:00am 12/03/13 11:00am

We're Living in the Era of Body-Positive Wolf-Crying Run Amok

On the Emmy Awards red carpet on Sunday night, Lena Dunham wore a teal floral-print Prada gown and Claire Danes showed up in Armani. One's sartorial choice was panned, the other's lauded. Challenge: write about either woman's appearance without inducing knee jerk accusations of bodysnarking/thin shaming. YOU CAN'T DO… » 9/25/13 2:20pm 9/25/13 2:20pm

Kerry Washington Learned Not to Tell You Riff-Raff Her Secrets

GOD, Kerry Washington is such a magical ethereal empress of earth and space and delightfulness and Mensa. Obviously I don't know her, but just her existence in the world is, like, life-affirming. Right? Why is she always saying such nice and smart stuff? Why does she look so perf in every outfit? Also, why is her skin… » 9/03/13 8:00pm 9/03/13 8:00pm

Did Vogue Remove Claire Danes’ Leg? (Yes. It Made Her Look Fat.)

Claire Danes and her co-star Damian Lewis were recently shot by Annie Leibovitz for American Vogue's August 2013 issue, looking far more glamorous than the usually do on their show Homeland. Unfortunately for Danes and for the magazine, many are calling out what they view as some overzealous photoshopping, for in one… » 7/24/13 10:25am 7/24/13 10:25am

Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass

The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy » 7/16/13 9:00am 7/16/13 9:00am

Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Engage in Idiotic Brawl Over Parking Space

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Instead, Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and six posse members threw down in the parking lot of a recording studio in West Hollywood last night. » 1/28/13 9:00am 1/28/13 9:00am

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Lady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little Jacksons

For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has previously purchased 55 pieces of costly Jacko memorabilia, befriended LaToya Jackson and wants to help a "desperate" Paris, Prince and Blanket keep their 3,000-acre childhood home, which was sold to an… » 1/16/13 9:00am 1/16/13 9:00am

Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential

Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face. » 12/24/12 9:00am 12/24/12 9:00am

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Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic

Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has… » 11/30/12 9:00am 11/30/12 9:00am

Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit

To the folks who have been screaming AHHHH YOU GAINED WEIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU, FATNESS EVERDEEN, Lady Gaga continues to level a resounding "Fuck yourself." Although the rumor out of Universal is that they had to order new, larger costumes for her, she told radio host Elvis Duran that she "doesn't feel bad about it. Not even… » 9/24/12 9:00am 9/24/12 9:00am

Melanie Griffith And Antonio Banderas Don't Do It Anymore, Might Divorce

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a… » 7/20/12 9:00am 7/20/12 9:00am