Happy Non-St. Pat's Day, Folks! The World Is Currently Ending

How was your weekend? Hey! Guess who cares; no one. Fucking End Times came while you were drinking green beer or whatever, to the point that I shouldn't have to bait you with the fact that the McGreeveys HAD HARD CORE INTENSE BUTT SEX ORGIES WITH MARGARITAS/ POTATO SKIN PLATTERS AT T.G.I.FRIDAYS. But there I go… » 3/17/08 10:00am 3/17/08 10:00am

Citigroup To Lady Investors: Take It From Us, Markets Are Tough!

The financial services industry is reaching out to the FabSugar demographic! Citigroup — which is a really big bank, in fact maybe the biggest bank, but you probably know it for being the employer of that dashing banker Maria Bartiromo maybe-fucked on that private jet because all you read is "Page Six" — is the… » 9/11/07 6:30pm 9/11/07 6:30pm