Well, you have to hand it to Meghan McCain. She's just taken hypocrisy to a fascinating new level. She's got a new book out, and Politico got ahold of it. In it, she calls Bill Clinton out for having "cheated and lied" during the Monica Lewinsky affair, and says she's "never cheated on a boyfriend" because her parents…

The revelations coming from Bristol Palin's upcoming memoir, Not Afraid Of Life — My Journey So Far, are simply delightful. Let's start with the obvious "reveal:" many of her Dancing With The Stars costars refused to speak to her throughout filming. Yeah, well, we could feel the icy demeanor through our televisions,…

At first we looked at Callista Gingrich, profiled in Politico today, and saw Cindy McCain. Monochrome-blonde wives of Republican presidential hopefuls who ditched their previous spouse(s)? Sure! But upon further inspection, Gingrich's countenance really resembles someone — something? — else.

Here is a video of Cindy McCain essentially telling her husband to fuck off — for how his policies and positions directly hurt gay youth and help drive them to suicide. And maybe just to fuck off in general.

• Jourdan Dunn's boyfriend of four years — and the father of her 7-week-old son — was just sentenced to three years in prison for dealing cocaine. Weirdly, his name is Jordan. [The Sun]

Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy McCain bravely speaks out in defense of those who suffer from migraines, Perez Hilton endorses bulimia, and Kim Kardashian hung out with Deepak Chopra.

• Madonna's daughter Lourdes, who is 12, was featured her "Celebration" video, which was released yesterday, but there is apparently another version in which Lourdes is dressed up in her mom's wedding dress outfit from "Like A Virgin." [Daily Mail]

Today in Tweet Beat, Frances Bean is interested in Paula's peach cobbler, Jessica Simpson needs help pooping outdoors, Tyra wants details about your panties, and the Full House guys are still close.

With the Inauguration only a weekend of partying away, it's time for the country to focus on important things, like who will be performing for Barack and Michelle's first Presidential dance!

In Forbes' "In Praise of Laura Bush," Tunku Varadarajan calls the her "a great lady" who "represents quiet grace" and doesn't worry her pretty head about policy. Talk about damning with faint praise!