Pro-Life Dry Cleaner Puts Anti-Abortion Message on Coat Hangers

Sure, why not? When you're an avid supporter of legislation that drives women to perform violent surgery on their own uteruses using wire coat hangers, what better place to spread your scribbly-crayon-font message of love than on those very same coat hangers? Killer plan. Know your audience, guys! » 12/11/12 2:20pm 12/11/12 2:20pm

Now You Can Pay to Have Sex in the Sky

If you're really desperate to have sex in mid-air and live within reasonable proximity of Cincinnati, — a city now not only famous for its hideous football uniforms but for its aeronautical libertines — you can pay a voyeuristic pilot to listen to you have sex with your SO in the back of his Cessna. Flight is, after… » 2/19/12 12:00pm 2/19/12 12:00pm

Sensible Religious School Fired Woman For Being Artificially Inseminated

A single woman who was fired by her Catholic school employer after announcing she was pregnant via artificial insemination says she doesn't regret her decision to pursue motherhood, even though she still hasn't found a new job. She does, however, plan on continuing to sue their holy roller asses. » 12/27/11 5:15pm 12/27/11 5:15pm

Woman Still Doesn't Understand Why Her 'White Only' Swimming Pool is…

An Ohio landlord who posted a "White Only" sign outside her property's swimming pool is requesting that the state reconsider its ruling. She totally wasn't being racist, you see, since she did it because she was worried that if nonwhites were allowed in the pool, their strange black people hair products would make the… » 12/14/11 5:00pm 12/14/11 5:00pm

Cincinnati Cheerleaders More Than The Sum Of Their Pretty Parts

We've said it before and we'll say it again: Men's magazines are so much better than women's magazines. For starters, they don't condescend, have an evolved sense of humor and they're sorta naughty (but not in a trying-too-hard Cosmo sort of way). And they actually seem much more devoted to writing interesting —… » 12/27/07 3:30pm 12/27/07 3:30pm