Chyna Deserved Better

Every redemption, now, comes too late: not for Joan Marie Laurer, but for the company that once resisted her appeal, later squandered her talent, and ultimately shunted aside the woman herself. When Laurer, better known as Chyna, died last Wednesday at the age of 45, any hope for a happy ending—and we did hope, though…
Will Smith Smacks Ukrainian Reporter in the Face After Attempted Kiss
At the Moscow premiere of Men in Black 3 (hhhhhhh), a male Ukrainian reporter tried to kiss Will Smith on his male mouth. Chaos ensued! In video footage, Smith responds, "What the hell is your problem, man?" then backhands the reporter right across the face. Smith then says, "He's lucky I didn't sucker punch him."…
Catherine Zeta-Jones Not "Aesthetically Beautiful"; Charlotte Lewis Talks About What Polanski Did
- Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]
Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
- Perhaps Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen aren't really engaged after all. "We don't know a thing about it," says Brady's father: "We talked to him and there's nothing to say. It's rumor, rumor, rumor."[US Magazine]
Celebrity Rehab: Chyna Says She's Never Done Steroids Or Been Addicted To Any Drugs
Retired wrestler Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna) refuses to admit that she has an addiction problem, which is weird because she's voluntarily living in a drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility on the show Celebrity Rehab. On the most recent episode of the show, Dr. Drew decided to address the "elephant in the room" and…
Best. Headline. Ever: American Gladiators vs. Intelligent Women. When we read that we pictured Chyna whacking Madeline Albright with a giant Nerf bat. That would have been awesome, but the story's actually about the producers of American Gladiators forcing a contestant to re-shoot an interview because she sounded too…
