Church Won't Let Curious Vicar DNA Test Whether Skull Belonged to Shakespeare
The Church of England has ruled that there will be no DNA testing of a stray skull to determine whether it belonged to William Shakespeare. Sorry, lit nerds.
Church of England Group Recommends Letting God Be a 'She' Sometimes
A group within the Church of England that successfully advocated for female bishops is now recommending that church liturgy alternate between “He” and “She” when referring to God. A member of the group, Rev. Judy Stowell, tells the Guardian that exclusively referring to God as “He” gives worshippers a “deficient…
The Church of England Might Finally Allow Women as Bishops
A mere 480 years after Henry VIII told Rome to take a hike, the Church of England is finally on the verge of admitting women to the leadership position of bishop.
Church of England Updating Itself with ‘Champagne Christenings’
Let’s face it — in the industrialized, Western world, religion is having a fairly rough go of it. Sure, there will always be some hardcore fundamentalist literalists who refuse to admit, say, that lions and gazelles wouldn’t pass a 40 day and night diluvian pleasure cruise playing bridge and calmly sipping highballs,…
Many Clergywomen Consider Resignation After Church of England Denies Women The Right To Become Bishops
Since the General Synod voted against allowing women to become bishops last week, the decision has become the biggest crisis faced by the Church of England for decades, alleges a piece on the post-vote fallout in UK periodical The Telegraph. Many of the present bishops (notably, the Archbishop of Canterbury, who cited…
Church of England Decides Not to Let Any Women Into Bishop Boys Club
After a controversial and very close voting process, The Church of England decided not to leave the Stone Age and finally allow women to serve as bishops, because it's only 2012, stop rushing them!
Ladies Fall Prey To The Aniston Effect
• According to the Daily Mail, there is a such thing as the Jennifer Aniston Effect. No, this has nothing to do with weeping silently into your pillow over your lack of babies or Brad — it's about your hair.
Recovered Memories Of Childhood Abuse: Healing The Victim, Healing The Culture
In a debate reminiscent of the one over false rape claims, sociologist Jo Woodiwiss has taken aim at women's false memories of childhood sexual abuse. But are women or their recollections really the problem?
Crush On Obama Fades After First Year • Girl Scientist Invited To White House
• Breakups hurt. Amber Lee Ettinger, aka Obama Girl, says she's disappointed in the President's first year, and would like to see him focusing more on "jobs and the economy." •
Desperate Times...
In a spirit of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em," the Church of England has instituted a "hatch and match" program in which unwed parents can get a wedding and christening in one, making everything, um, kosher. [DailyMail]
Why Do We Always Cry More For The Animals?
- The dolphin calf born to a deaf mother five days ago died earlier this afternoon as a result of respiratory problems. [CNN]
- Do not fuck with Church of England. And definitely do not put any of their cathedrals in your violent video games, yo. [BBC]
- Want to ensure you'll win custody of your children? Have them videotape…
