So Many Good Ways To Attack McCain-Palin...So Little Time

It's finally Friday and even though Jason » 9/19/08 10:00am 9/19/08 10:00am and I are desperately looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow (not together - he's married!), we struggle valiantly to bring to you the best crap that the news has to offer. And what it has, unlike Ari Fleischer's asshole, is actually somewhat refreshing: plenty of good ways…

Nothing Says 'China, Just Like Us' Like Freak Multiple Birth Pictures!

UPDATE: And the galvanizing fear of terror attacks! In cuter news, meet the Jiaos. They're quintuplets. What one-child policy, right? Anyway, these are some of China's youngest "Olympics ambassadors," although they are not the "sweetest" as chosen by preeminent lecherous horndog filmmaker Zhang Yimou, no, his picks… » 7/21/08 10:00am 7/21/08 10:00am