So Many Good Ways To Attack McCain-Palin...So Little Time

It's finally Friday and even though Jason »9/19/08 10:00am9/19/08 10:00am and I are desperately looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow (not together - he's married!), we struggle valiantly to bring to you the best crap that the news has to offer. And what it has, unlike Ari Fleischer's asshole, is actually somewhat refreshing: plenty of good ways…

Nothing Says 'China, Just Like Us' Like Freak Multiple Birth Pictures!

UPDATE: And the galvanizing fear of terror attacks! In cuter news, meet the Jiaos. They're quintuplets. What one-child policy, right? Anyway, these are some of China's youngest "Olympics ambassadors," although they are not the "sweetest" as chosen by preeminent lecherous horndog filmmaker Zhang Yimou, no, his picks… »7/21/08 10:00am7/21/08 10:00am