[New York, January 27. Image via INFDaily.]

[Chuck Bass, if you are going to date a brown lady, it had better be me. Consider yourself warned. New York, November 29. Image via Flynet.]

[New York, September 24. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[New York, September 23. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[New York, September 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr attended the US Open yesterday, but instead of watching Andy Roddick, the Gossip Girl stars indulged in a little nuzzling. What were the lovebirds cooing about? After the jump: A pseudo-Shakesperean fictional narrative. Enjoy!

• Newlyweds T.I. and Tameka "Tiny" Cottle — who just married on July 30 — were busted for possession of a controlled substance (mary jane) last night.

[New York, August 10. Image via Splash.]

[New York, July 15. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[Paris, July 6. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]