Celebrated thespian woodsprite Shailene Woodley has yet another new movie coming out and this one tackles with some dark family drama.

In this week's TV roundup, Detective Stabler comes to Bon Temps, Olivia Wilde charms on The Colbert Report, Fiona Apple celebrates Paul McCartney's birthday with the Roots and we say goodbye to Girls.

During her run for the presidency, Michelle Bachmann terrified us all on a regular basis. So perhaps it should not come as a surprise that True Blood creator Alan Ball took inspiration from her for the upcoming season of the show. He says,

Rumor has it that Lauren Conrad and actor boyfriend Kyle Howard have "split amicably after three years together."

NBC issued a statement this week saying that Christopher Meloni, who plays Detective Stabler on Law And Order: SVU, will not be returning for the 13th season. And the news doesn't get any better from there. Mariska Hargitay will be returning to the show next season, but for a limited number of episodes.

• This morning Charlie Sheen reported that his SUV, which he left in his open garage with the keys in the ignition, had been stolen. Later it was found totaled at the bottom of a ravine.

[New York, January 18. Image via Splash.]

[New York, January 6. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• MTV's breakout hit Jersey Shore will be back for another summer. Vinny spilled to a reporter:

[New York, July 8. Image via WENN]

• Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]

• Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson's mother, has filed a petition in court seeking legal guardianship of Jackson's three children, but the Jackson family thinks Debbie Rowe may try to get custody of her two children.