Adorable Kid Busts Out a Nonsense Solo During Christmas Pageant

This Christmas pageant seems to be going about as well as children's pageants can go when all of a sudden one kid — who mysteriously remains off-camera (in the shadows, as it were, like a super villain) — busts out an inarticulate solo, suddenly making the pageant awesome. Or at least worth the small amount of iPad… » 1/05/14 1:00pm 1/05/14 1:00pm

Relentless Holiday Consumerism Slowly Turns People into Mannequins

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: A man shouts through a mega phone to entice people into a store on Regent Street on December 28, 2013 in London, England. Shoppers across the country are re-emerging to take advantage of the post Christmas sales which had been hit by the recent bad weather, with many shoppers turning to… » 12/28/13 3:00pm 12/28/13 3:00pm

Politically Correct Christmas Cards Will Save You From Everything

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Tired of stepping in it yet again because your newly converted atheist cousin is no longer celebrating "religious holidays" and you forgot to take him off your Christmas card list? Well, there's a handy-dandy solution for that! Now you can send "politically correct" Christmas cards, to save yourself from all future… » 12/25/13 12:15pm 12/25/13 12:15pm

Teddy, The World's Greatest Talking Porcupine, Got A Visit From Santa

You can say whatever you want about the holidays—they're a corporate bastardization of tradition, they're a mess on your emotional/financial well being, they fuck up traffic—but I will continue to love our annual holidays for one solid reason. Holidays mean TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDY THE PORCUPINE VIDEO! Yes! » 12/24/13 8:15pm 12/24/13 8:15pm

The Kardashians Are Having the 'CHRISTMAS FROM HELL,' Says Friend

According to an anonymous "friend," the Kardashian clan is having a rough time this Christmas. Between Khloe's divorce proceedings, Bruce and Kris's split, Scott Disick's partying, Rob's thunder thighs, and Kanye forcing Kim to move to Paris (quelle horreur!), everyone just wishes they could skip the holiday season… » 12/24/13 7:40pm 12/24/13 7:40pm

What to Do on Christmas When You Don't Celebrate It

Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year—unless you're like me and don't celebrate it. Then you're stuck with a world mostly shut down and seemingly nothing to do. Fortunately you have quite a few options, whether you're along or with friends, to make December 25th a fun day off regardless of your observances. » 12/24/13 4:18pm 12/24/13 4:18pm

'The 12 Days of Christmas' With Birth Control Is Priceless [Updated]

Do you love Christmas music, but feel it could include more references to contraceptives? You're in luck! Planned Parenthood Arizona has released a cover of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Only they've replaced all the random gifts (swans? you shouldn't have) with stuff you can actually use, like diaphragms, spermicides… » 12/24/13 3:40pm 12/24/13 3:40pm