Kmart Wants to Get Away with Running a Christmas Ad in September

"This is not a Christmas commercial. However, let's say you have an event in late December that you need a lot of gifts for. Like, maybe your entire family is having a birthday on the same day. Now's the time to go to Kmart and put those gifts on layaway," says the actress playing a Kmart employee in the retailer's… » 9/05/14 4:10pm 9/05/14 4:10pm

Fuck Santa! Kirk Cameron's New Movie Gives Baby Jesus His Birthday Back

Let me tell you guys my idea of a perfect Christmas. You wake up like it's any other day—it might not feel like December 25, it might even feel like, say, August 27—you go to work, you eat your sandwich, you shoulder life's banality with the resignation of a much older woman, and then...someone sends you a link. You… » 8/27/14 11:30pm 8/27/14 11:30pm

Adorable Kid Busts Out a Nonsense Solo During Christmas Pageant

This Christmas pageant seems to be going about as well as children's pageants can go when all of a sudden one kid — who mysteriously remains off-camera (in the shadows, as it were, like a super villain) — busts out an inarticulate solo, suddenly making the pageant awesome. Or at least worth the small amount of iPad… » 1/05/14 1:00pm 1/05/14 1:00pm

Relentless Holiday Consumerism Slowly Turns People into Mannequins

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: A man shouts through a mega phone to entice people into a store on Regent Street on December 28, 2013 in London, England. Shoppers across the country are re-emerging to take advantage of the post Christmas sales which had been hit by the recent bad weather, with many shoppers turning to… » 12/28/13 3:00pm 12/28/13 3:00pm

Politically Correct Christmas Cards Will Save You From Everything

Tired of stepping in it yet again because your newly converted atheist cousin is no longer celebrating "religious holidays" and you forgot to take him off your Christmas card list? Well, there's a handy-dandy solution for that! Now you can send "politically correct" Christmas cards, to save yourself from all future… » 12/25/13 12:15pm 12/25/13 12:15pm

Teddy, The World's Greatest Talking Porcupine, Got A Visit From Santa

You can say whatever you want about the holidays—they're a corporate bastardization of tradition, they're a mess on your emotional/financial well being, they fuck up traffic—but I will continue to love our annual holidays for one solid reason. Holidays mean TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDY THE PORCUPINE VIDEO! Yes! » 12/24/13 8:15pm 12/24/13 8:15pm