Radio Station Begins Playing Christmas Music 24/7

Attention, attention, this is a War on Christmas special bulletin. Though it is fucking March and we should be turning our attention to sandals and sunglasses, there's a new radio station planning to play Christmas music YEAR-ROUND. » 3/05/15 5:30pm 3/05/15 5:30pm

Watch Some Baby Bunnies Sleeping Under a Christmas Tree 

Here are a group of adorable, tiny, soft baby bunnies snuggled up together and sleeping under someone's Christmas tree. Whoever took this video has to be the luckiest person on the planet. I want to take my face and SMOOSH IT IN THEIR LITTLE FUZZY TUMMIES. Look at their little tiny sleepy faces. And the feets! So… » 12/30/14 7:20pm 12/30/14 7:20pm

Grandmother's Reaction to Getting an "iPhone" Is Basically Perfect

This video is for anyone that has ever gotten a truly horrible gift they absolutely did not want and had to fake being happy about it. This grandmother's reaction to her gift is your revenge. Bask in its warming glow. » 12/28/14 9:30pm 12/28/14 9:30pm

Here's an Amazing Photo From the Christmas Day Philly Train Birth

A woman gave birth to a baby on public transit in Philadelphia on Christmas Day. It was a miracle in itself that it A. happened and B. happened on the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transit Authority (SEPTA), which looks substantially cleaner than any or all of the trains currently running through New York State. » 12/26/14 6:00pm 12/26/14 6:00pm

The Real Meaning Behind the Shitty Christmas Gifts You Didn't Ask For

I used to think that getting a crappy Christmas gift was a reflection on the bad judgment and lack of creativity of the giver of said gift. And, in some cases, it is—the plastic bag of anti-aging Avon cosmetics for a woman with a "medium to dark" complexion that my mean aunt gave me when I was a freckle-faced… » 12/26/14 3:30pm 12/26/14 3:30pm

Valentine's Day Is Already Starting 

Christmas leftovers are still edible and yet stores are already rolling out the Valentine's Day paraphernalia. Jesus Christ, can't we let these holidays breathe a little? » 12/26/14 1:50pm 12/26/14 1:50pm

These Celebs Went Christmas Ham on Instagram This Year

Another holiday, another reminder via Instagram that celebrities are kinda sorta not really just like us, but in some ways they are. Unlike Thanksgiving's embarrassment of riches, however, Christmas brought out some impulses of humility, with a lot of celebs showing off their families, their festivities, and their… » 12/26/14 12:00pm 12/26/14 12:00pm

Have You Considered Feeding Your Christmas Tree to a Goat?

Are you staring mournfully at your Christmas tree, wondering what in the hell you're going to do with a six-foot-tall piece of dead vegetation? Well, if you live in Reno, consider feeding it to a herd of goats. » 12/26/14 10:00am 12/26/14 10:00am

Neil Patrick Harris Gives the Gift of Himself in Oscars Promo

If you're in need of a belated gift for an annoying family member you forgot about, then Neil Patrick Harris has a lazy solution. Just tell them to watch him host the Oscars. It's a totally logical gift idea. His presence is a present, you see. Watch him tell us to watch him, in this promo for the awards, which airs… » 12/26/14 9:30am 12/26/14 9:30am

Say Hello to Ella, Stella and the Strangest Christmas Song Cover Ever

There are twins. And there's hair, so much hair. And there's something that can't quite be described as dancing and something that can't quite be described as a costume. And there's Sizzle. Oh god, so much Sizzle. » 12/25/14 5:00pm 12/25/14 5:00pm

Patrick Stewart Looks Delighted To Be In This Light-Up Dancing Elf Hat

Are there any words for this? No, there aren't. It's just Patrick Stewart doing what he does best, looking hella grumpy while engaging in something childishly fun. And that's why we love everything about him. EVERYTHING. » 12/25/14 4:21pm 12/25/14 4:21pm

Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian Are Officially Sworn Enemies

Can you believe this? Kim Kardashian, daughter of Kris and wife of Kanye, has just done the unthinkable: She skipped her mom's annual Christmas Eve party because the two had a fight online about Kris's outdated look and "omish" — that's Amish for the rest of us — clothes. And Kris published it. » 12/25/14 2:00pm 12/25/14 2:00pm

Clever Teen Finds the Best Way to Get Relatives to Shut Up on Christmas

No, she doesn't know where she's going to college and she doesn't have a boyfriend. And if you want to keep your holidays merry and bright, you're just going to need to read this simple pamphlet and leave 17-year-old Arianna Simon alone to eat her Christmas ham, okay? » 12/25/14 1:00pm 12/25/14 1:00pm

Here Is Exactly How FedEx Will Ruin Your Christmas

Have you been waiting anxiously for a package that never arrived? Are you angry at a friend who claimed they "mailed, like something special" but the special thing was never delivered? It's possible that your presents weren't stolen or fictional, they were just dumped off a Fedex truck going the speed limit on the… » 12/24/14 8:30pm 12/24/14 8:30pm