Carly Rae Jepsen Adds Some Smooth Jazz Sax to Wham's 'Last Christmas'

Despite what some people might say about it, I have a soft spot for Wham!’s “Last Christmas” and all covers that have followed it. It’s such a terrible Christmas song, mostly because it doesn’t make a ton of sense—the singer is upset because he/she was broken up with the day after Christmas, and this year they’d like… »11/20/15 11:00am11/20/15 11:00am


Bloomingdale's Apologizes for Maybe Encouraging You to Date Rape Your Friend

Oh hey, Christmas is here. First Starbucks forgot that Jesus is the reason for the season and now Bloomingdale’s is encouraging you to date rape your friend. Tech Insider found a charming ad from the retail chain’s holiday catalog in which some creep, who looks a little too much like Robin Thicke, gives his… »11/10/15 9:00pm11/10/15 9:00pm

Gather Round, Soldiers in the War on Christmas, For Our Hour Is Nigh 

On Friday, October 30, I lurched into a Rite Aide looking for some orange streamers and fake spider webs to decorate my apartment appropriately for some Vincent Price viewing. What I found was appalling but not, I fear, surprising—the shelves short on spooky accessories, but already well-stocked with GODDAMN SANTAS. »11/03/15 5:10pm11/03/15 5:10pm

Mariah Carey, Queen of Christmas, Is Finally Making a Holiday Movie!

God rest ye merry Christmas Lambs, let nothing you dismay; remember Mariah, our savior, is finally putting her favorite holiday on the big screen where she belooooooonnnnnnggggs! And the person fulfilling this destiny is none other than Brett Ratner, her longtime friend and recently-rumored boyfriendo... could there… »4/07/15 5:40pm4/07/15 5:40pm

Watch Some Baby Bunnies Sleeping Under a Christmas Tree 

Here are a group of adorable, tiny, soft baby bunnies snuggled up together and sleeping under someone's Christmas tree. Whoever took this video has to be the luckiest person on the planet. I want to take my face and SMOOSH IT IN THEIR LITTLE FUZZY TUMMIES. Look at their little tiny sleepy faces. And the feets! So… »12/30/14 7:20pm12/30/14 7:20pm

Here's an Amazing Photo From the Christmas Day Philly Train Birth

A woman gave birth to a baby on public transit in Philadelphia on Christmas Day. It was a miracle in itself that it A. happened and B. happened on the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transit Authority (SEPTA), which looks substantially cleaner than any or all of the trains currently running through New York State. »12/26/14 6:00pm12/26/14 6:00pm

The Real Meaning Behind the Shitty Christmas Gifts You Didn't Ask For

I used to think that getting a crappy Christmas gift was a reflection on the bad judgment and lack of creativity of the giver of said gift. And, in some cases, it is—the plastic bag of anti-aging Avon cosmetics for a woman with a "medium to dark" complexion that my mean aunt gave me when I was a freckle-faced… »12/26/14 3:30pm12/26/14 3:30pm

These Celebs Went Christmas Ham on Instagram This Year

Another holiday, another reminder via Instagram that celebrities are kinda sorta not really just like us, but in some ways they are. Unlike Thanksgiving's embarrassment of riches, however, Christmas brought out some impulses of humility, with a lot of celebs showing off their families, their festivities, and their… »12/26/14 12:00pm12/26/14 12:00pm

Neil Patrick Harris Gives the Gift of Himself in Oscars Promo

If you're in need of a belated gift for an annoying family member you forgot about, then Neil Patrick Harris has a lazy solution. Just tell them to watch him host the Oscars. It's a totally logical gift idea. His presence is a present, you see. Watch him tell us to watch him, in this promo for the awards, which airs… »12/26/14 9:30am12/26/14 9:30am