Christine O'Donnell Asked to Define Marxism, Inane Floundering Ensues

Soledad O'Brien has just about broken the on a roll sound barrier over the last couple of weeks. For most TV journalists, getting Romney mouthpiece John Sununu Rumpelstiltskin-level mad and then reducing Tim Pawlenty to asking her if she understood English would be enough to coast on Gabby Douglas interviews for the… » 8/20/12 6:50pm 8/20/12 6:50pm

Sarah Palin Backs Out Of Iowa Event Because Of 'Continual Lying'

Sarah Palin has her girl Christine O'Donnell's back. After a bizarre turn of events, in which O'Donnell was invited, then disinvited, then re-invited, to speak before Palin, a source close to Palin told The Wall Street Journal that the former governor wouldn't speak either. The source said Palin was concerned about… » 8/31/11 11:53am 8/31/11 11:53am

Christine O'Donnell To Open For Sarah Palin In Iowa [Updated]

Two ladies who are not doing much of anything lately in terms of actual political power would like the world to remember that they exist too, and that they were doing this far-right gaffe-happy brunette thing before a certain Minnesota congresswoman. Yes, Christine O'Donnell is the warm-up act for Sarah Palin's… » 8/30/11 2:00pm 8/30/11 2:00pm

Christine O'Donnell Accuses Piers Morgan Of 'Borderline Sexual…

Both shameless panderers to attention for its own sake, Christine O'Donnell and Piers Morgan are clearly a match made in heaven. This morning, having slowly walked off Morgan's CNN show two nights ago, O'Donnell was on the Today show to declare, "I wanted to stop that borderline sexual harassment that was going on." » 8/19/11 5:25pm 8/19/11 5:25pm

Christine O'Donnell Walks Out Of Piers Morgan Interview

Last night former congressional candidate and noted non-witch Christine O'Donnell got upset and walked out of a Piers Morgan Tonight interview. Crass Mr. Morgan was to blame, of course; he had the gall to ask about her views on abstinence and gay marriage — topics she discusses in the very book that she was there to… » 8/18/11 9:45am 8/18/11 9:45am

Christine O'Donnell Feels Bad About Her Witch Ad

On Good Morning America today, Christine O'Donnell said she hated her "I'm not a witch" ad, and that the experience taught her to trust her gut, the way a good Tea Partier should. However, she also said she got a lot of unfair criticism as a conservative female candidate. » 8/16/11 11:45am 8/16/11 11:45am

Christine O'Donnell Has Another Thing In Common With Rick Santorum

Have you marked on your calendar the publication date of Christine O'Donnell's forthcoming memoir, Troublemaker? A bunch of enterprising internet vandals have. It's no Santorum, but it's pretty devious. » 8/12/11 6:15pm 8/12/11 6:15pm

Sharron Angle To Self-Publish Unnecessary Memoir

Neither Sharron Angle nor Christine O'Donnell won Senate seats after setting new standards of wackjobbery, but O'Donnell clearly won the memoir race with an actual book deal, whereas Angle just announced she's self-publishing a memoir at her own expense. » 3/23/11 10:30am 3/23/11 10:30am

Christine O'Donnell's Facebook Friends Divided On Her Possible Dancing…

Failed senatorial candidate and noted non-witch Christine O'Donnell has announced that she's been invited on Dancing With the Stars. But she's not sure if she should accept — let's see what her Facebook friends have to say. » 2/23/11 1:40pm 2/23/11 1:40pm

Christine O'Donnell Reportedly Under Investigation

God, this is so unfair. First Christine O'Donnell's American dream of being a Senator with zero qualifications was rebuffed by voters, and now the Feds are on her trail. Can we blame the liberals? We can. » 12/29/10 5:48pm 12/29/10 5:48pm

Christine O'Donnell's "I'm Not A Witch" Declared Quote Of The Year

O'Donnell's declaration, along with the other top ten quotes of the year, will be published in the next edition of The Yale Book of Quotations. » 12/12/10 12:20pm 12/12/10 12:20pm

Two Male Mice Become Fathers—Together

Scientists have managed to take females out of the reproduction equation by getting two male mice to reproduce together, opening up the possibility for future human male/male reproduction (with a female surrogate to carry). No one tell Christine O'Donnell. » 12/10/10 3:18pm 12/10/10 3:18pm

Christine O'Donnell Forms PAC, Compares Unemployment Benefits To Pearl…

Christine O'Donnell is forming a PAC. She said yesterday, "Tragedy comes in threes: Pearl Harbor, Elizabeth Edwards's passing and Barack Obama's announcement of extending the tax cuts, which is good, but also extending the unemployment benefits." Our discourse quality rises. » 12/08/10 4:00pm 12/08/10 4:00pm

Christine O'Donnell Has A Book Deal

Did you miss her? She'll be back in August 2011 with a book that will go "behind the scenes of her race for the Senate and embody O'Donnell's identification with America's frustrations and concerns with the current political climate." » 12/03/10 10:24am 12/03/10 10:24am

Christine O'Donnell's Anti-Masturbation "Ministry Opportunity"

Having handed the election, and a Senate seat, to the Democrats, Christine O'Donnell is back doing what she does best: entertaining. Last night, she talked masturbation and the witch ad with Jay Leno. » 11/11/10 10:03am 11/11/10 10:03am

Post-Midterm Quarterbacking: The Good, The Bad, And The Inconclusive

Republicans took the House in a historic sweep, but failed to take the Senate — or elect rich-lady candidates (Meg Whitman, Carly Fiorina, Linda McMahon) and sundry crazy people (Sharron Angle, Christine O'Donnell, Carl Paladino). Here's a complete rundown. » 11/03/10 9:35am 11/03/10 9:35am

Christine O'Donnell Now A Feminist. Sort Of.

Christine O'Donnell, meet Krystal Ball, who knows a thing or two about how to play the publication of "embarrassing" photos or material. But judging from O'Donnell's response to the publication of her ladybug-costumed makeout, maybe she already knows what's up. » 10/29/10 10:54am 10/29/10 10:54am

Introducing The New Definition Of "O'Donnell"

Earlier this week, we proposed giving Christine O'Donnell the Santorum treatment, such that we might assign an appropriate definition to "odonnell." After soliciting your suggestions, Jezebel is proud to declare the new meaning of the word. » 10/21/10 4:40pm 10/21/10 4:40pm

Christine O'Donnell Doesn't Know Much, But She Knows She's Winning

You guys, Christine O'Donnell is totally going to win, no matter what those stupid polls say. And when she does, she's super psyched to reach across the aisle and work with Democratic Senators. Like, um ... » 10/21/10 11:56am 10/21/10 11:56am