This Week in Tabloids: Channing Tatum Put on Some Baby Weight

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to… » 12/18/13 4:30pm 12/18/13 4:30pm

Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Press Room and More Gossip from the…

While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to collect her Best Actress Oscar. We can perhaps attribute this to her previous confession that she was planning to get … » 2/25/13 9:00am 2/25/13 9:00am

Maya Rudolph’s Pregnancy Is Completely Ruining Up All Night’s Chances…

NBC has been trying to patch together its leaky newspaper boat of a television network any way it can, even if that means, say, pushing forward with the subverted gender role parenting sitcom Up All Night without star Christina Applegate. After all, Will Arnett's still game, and the five people who watched Arrested… » 2/17/13 11:15am 2/17/13 11:15am

Rihanna and Chris Brown Snuggle At Grammys, Don't Give a Shit

Four years to the day after Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna on the way home from Clive Davis' pre-Grammys party in 2009, here they are snuggling at last night's ceremonies. While it's been public knowledge for a while that the two are back together—she even accompanied him to court on Wednesday and blew him… » 2/11/13 9:00am 2/11/13 9:00am

Jessica Simpson's Baptist Dad Allegedly Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend

As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,… » 10/24/12 9:00am 10/24/12 9:00am

Kelly Bundy Is Hosting SNL for the First Time Since 1993

Charming blond woman Christina Applegate will be returning to host Saturday Night Live this weekend for the first time in 19 years. The last time Applegate took a turn at hosting, she was but a wee little thing of 22, starring as Kelly Bundy in the longrunning sitcom Married with Children. With capable performances in » 10/11/12 4:35pm 10/11/12 4:35pm

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am

Jerks Debate Whether Madonna's Nipple Is Too Old to Air

Whether she was doing it in solidarity with Turkish women in light of a proposed abortion ban or just letting it out for a little air, Madonna's nipple exposé is certainly attracting attention. So it's surprising it's taken this long for people to start asking whether it's age-appropriate, I mean, come on, she's a… » 6/12/12 9:00am 6/12/12 9:00am

The Night Belongs To Christina Applegate

Well folks, it's been fun, but now it's time to say good night — and to toast Christina Applegate, who turns 40 today. Some of you may be fans of her work in Married ... With Children, or her more recent film career, but my favorite Applegate role has always been her turn as Sue Ellen Crandell in Don't Tell Mom The… » 11/25/11 7:00pm 11/25/11 7:00pm

How NBC Created A Sitcom About Babies Worth Watching

NBC's Up All Night premiered last night, and I, for one, was pleasantly surprised at how good it was. But then again, given that the show was produced by SNL's Lorne Michaels and boasts a cast that includes Maya Rudolph, Christina Applegate, and Will Arnett, I was pretty much sold before watching. Let's break down… » 9/15/11 12:15pm 9/15/11 12:15pm

Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Cast In The New Batman Film

The Internet's panties simultaneously moistened upon hearing the news that former hallucinating Angels fan/ lovestruck teenager who crushes on a girl with seriously questionable taste in prom dresses/ jaw-droppingly hot man looking stern in a suit Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be playing bad guy Alberto Falcone in the new » 3/20/11 10:35am 3/20/11 10:35am

Back-Up Dancers Kindly Asked Not To Give Britney Drugs

Like every standard employment contract, Britney Spears' back-up dancers were given specific instructions to keep Britney away from drugs and alcohol, if at all possible. The contract states, "Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances."… » 3/19/11 11:00am 3/19/11 11:00am