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    Hey, Mr. Big: XYZ

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    10/14/09

    In reply to Hey, Mr. Big: XYZ
    what. the. hell?
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Hey, Mr. Big: XYZ
    "And over to your left is the Empire State Building. No, no ladies, UP. LOOK UP."
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    BabyJane promoted this comment GreyCat was starred GreyCat was unstarred
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Hey, Mr. Big: XYZ
    I have had two Mr. Big sightings in my life and both involved him in a bathing suit - for real.

    First time was at the pool of the Hardrock hotel. He was showering off right next to me. the last time was in Maui earlier this year. We were on the beach and he was sitting behind us. Kinda strange.

    I wish I could say he looked hot, but he just looked kinds shlumpy.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment betagrl was starred betagrl was unstarred
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    10/14/09

    @betagrl: Saw him on the N train once, in a tux. Looked super pissed and definitely did not want to be approached (not that I blame him!).
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    10/14/09

    @betagrl: I have had one Mr. Big sighting, and it involved him in a plaid shirt and me with my eyes popping out of my head.
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment Sleuthy Sleuthstein was starred Sleuthy Sleuthstein was unstarred
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    10/14/09

    @betagrl: I saw him at a Dodger game, and he winked at me. He totally just threw some Mr. Big smoothness at me, and I was flabbergasted.
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    10/14/09

    @Sleuthy Sleuthstein: I saw him on a plane with a Hawaiian shirt and a Panama Jack type hat. This dude sure does get around!
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    10/14/09

    @betagrl: My dad met him at work a few years ago, and when they were introduced, my dad allegedly said, "Hey, an actor who's not a midget!" and Big was just like, "Uh, yeah," and walked away. Exciting and classy on both sides.
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    stacyinbean promoted this comment rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
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    10/14/09

    @all: We should do this more often. Very entertaining!
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    10/14/09

    In reply to Hey, Mr. Big: XYZ
    Look, he's just trying to save time. This way, he doesn't have to whip it out every time someone asks "So, why do they call you 'Mr. Big?'"
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Hey, Mr. Big: XYZ
    fly guy
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    Dodai promoted this comment withoutabaedeker was starred withoutabaedeker was unstarred
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    I've never rated Kevin Smith. This just confirms my feelings.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    Seth, don't you know? It's been written up several times in the paper than Finn and Quinn have been an item for a while, and what kind of girlfriend would she be if she didn't stand by her man when creepy animators hit on her.
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    John Gosselin: Suntanned or Drunk? Go.
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    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was starred gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was unstarred
    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    10/05/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Are those mutually exclusive?
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    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy promoted this comment ytuhermanotambien was starred ytuhermanotambien was unstarred
    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    10/05/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: I'm pretty sure it's both... Although I'll bet good money that "tan" came out of a spray can.
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    debo matar la zombi goldberry83 was starred debo matar la zombi goldberry83 was unstarred
    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    10/05/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: It's a game the Oldtimers on Jez used to play. I miss it so.
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    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was starred gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    10/05/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Drunk!
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    10/05/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: 65% drunk and 35% burned go into this look. He looks like a 19 year old who spent his spring break in Cancun.
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    It's only just occurred to me after seeing the photos of the Jolie-Pitts: Shiloh is turning into Natty Gann.
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    10/05/09

    @heykoukla: Next up, pet wolf!
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    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    So, you're telling me that Shia LaBeouf is exactly like my last ex-boyfriend (who would actually point out hot girls to me as he was ogling them)? No wonder I get douche vibes from every story about Shia...
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    lisas promoted this comment Edited by wednesdayam at 10/05/09 10:37 AM wednesdayam was starred wednesdayam was unstarred
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    10/05/09

    @wednesdayam: Maybe, maybe not. My bf and I point out beautiful people to each other all the time because we both like looking at 'em. However, it's something that could very easily be done from a place of no respect or no consideration for the other person's feelings. There's ogling, and then there's tactful ogling.

    ...having said that, I've now decided you're right, because that dude does have a douche vibe. Carry on.
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    Image of ErinGoBawl ErinGoBawl
    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    I know I'm essentially beating a beautiful horse but DEAR GOD Angelina Jolie is pretty. I feel like a glance at that smile she has in that picture with the twins could cure the swine flu.
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    cocobanal promoted this comment ErinGoBawl was starred ErinGoBawl was unstarred
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    10/05/09

    @ErinGoBawl: I have never been a fan of hers, but she is starting to win me over . . . slowly. She really looked happy to be with those Iraqi children. And those photos of Shiloh and Zahara!
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    This Letterman thing is so stupid. How can it be a "secret affair"? He didn't get married until recently so what's the big deal with him seeing someone he worked with?
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    10/05/09

    @Red-headed bookworm: He's been with his wife for about 20 years, even if they only just got married.
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    Image of LikeChai LikeChai
    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    I want to know if James Blunt is like me and listens to James Blunt songs when he gets dumped. It helps the depression really sink in.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    10/05/09

    @LikeChai: Heh.
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    Re: The Letterman thing - I feel really bad for any woman on Letterman's staff who was promoted because she was, you know, good at her job. Now everyone is going to think she slept her way to the top, no matter what the truth may be. Sigh.
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    Image of nom.de.guerre nom.de.guerre
    10/05/09

    In reply to Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
    Man-child Gosselin, I know you were aiming to piss off Kate by taking all that money out of the account, but did it occur to you that the money also belongs to your EIGHT CHILDREN?
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    10/05/09

    @cake-or-death: I'm beginning to wonder if he actually forgot that he has children. As in real human children... not just tiny cashcows for use in divorce stupidity.
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    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: Seriously.
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