Mr. Big Called Carrie Bradshaw a Whore

Winds from the land down under bring us harrowing gossip: one John James Preston (alias: Mr. Big) has been quoted saying critical things about his wife/gal about town Carrie Bradshaw – most specifically, her sexual proclivities. After reading this interview, I couldn't help but wonder: will she ever forgive him?
J-Lo's Assistant Quits to Work for Arch-Nemesis Mariah Carey
OooOOOoOOooO! Betrayal! Catfight! Rowr! MeeYOW!!! Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [Shits in a box of gravel.] [Licks foot and wipes face with it.] Apparently Jennifer Lopez's beloved assistant has jumped ship and gone to work for none other than J-Lo's arch-fremesis Mariah Carey. And it's all VERY EXCITING.
Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Pissing in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
A little dingleberry hanging from the butt of humanity named Justin Bieber peed in a restaurant mop bucket in New York earlier this year because he is an ingrate, and there's a video. As previously evidenced by shenanigans at that Vegas indoor skydiving place, El Beebo and his posse continuously target the employees…
Jessica Alba's Weight Loss Secret: Wearing Corsets 24/7 for 3 Months
Baby weight: A thing that happens, sometimes. Ways to fix/change it: Tuna melts*, not caring, doing Zumba or some shit, more tuna melts, or encasing yourself in a chamber of horrors like Jessica Alba. In an interview with Net-a-Porter's magazine, Alba divulges her post-pregnancy weight-loss secret after giving birth…
Kathie Lee and Hoda Are in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
No! The wonderfully batty, tipsy holy duo of Hoda and Kathie Lee are boiling with resentment thanks to that classic American triptych of greed, geography and sheer carnal impulse. (I may have thrown that third one in.) Apparently Kathie Lee has been lobbying to move Today to Los Angeles for quite some time, and her…
Katie Couric's Dead Husband's Phone Makes 2am Calls to Cops
So this is genuinely bizarre: Katie Couric and New York police commissioner Ray Kelly are investigating a series of 911 calls placed in the early hours of the morning—Tuesdays at 2 AM—from a number registered to Couric's dead husband Jay Monahan, who passed away of colon cancer in 1998. Because it is highly unlikely…
Massive Lawsuit Calls American Idol Producers a Bunch of Racists
9 former American Idol contestants — Corey Clark, Jaered Andrews, Donnie Williams, Terrell Brittenum, Derrell Brittenum, Thomas Daniels, Akron Watson, Ju'Not Joyner and Chris Golightly — are banding together to sue the singing competition for ousting them as part of a racist ratings-boosting plot. The attorney at the…
Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2
Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The…
See All Your Favorite Law & Order Actors Eating Sandwiches
What's even more delicious than watching the cast of Law & Order solve crimes and deliver justice? Watching them eat their lunch while they work on cases, of course. Thankfully Law & Order & Food exists and has helpfully collected images of Jerry Orbach, Sam Waterston, S. Epatha Merkerson, Benjamin Bratt, Chris Noth,…
Alec Baldwin Says He's Quitting 30 Rock After NBC Pisses Him Off
If there's one thing we've learned from Twitter, it's that you never, ever want to upset Alec Baldwin. Now, NBC, the very network he appears on in 30 Rock, has incurred his wrath, and he's wasted no time in tweeting his revenge. Specifically, he's saying he's leaving NBC for good, which could be very, very bad news…
Your Neural Pathways Will Never Let You Get Over Mr. Big
It's been 13 years since Sex and the City premiered, and yet we are still talking about Mr. Big. Why? Because, according to anthropologist and relationship scientist Helen Fisher, we are addicted to him. Okay, we're not addicted to the actual Mr. Big, as in Chris Noth (who probably really wishes we'd all stop calling…
Chris Noth Flashes His Mr. Big Balls
At last week's Dressed to Kilt fashion show in Manhattan, Chris Noth proved to the crowd he wears his kilt like a red-blooded Irishman, which got us hot-blooded. He flashed his rear, revealing more than intended, and someone's camera flashed at the right moment. Smile, baby! [Fleshbot NSFW]
Gaga Plans Massive Lollapalooza Show; Lindsay Shills Via Twitter
- Lady Gaga's stage at Lollapalooza will be, in a word, huge. Perry Farrell told MTV News:
Mariah Might Be Knocked Up; Willie Nelson Cut His Hair
- Mariah Carey has pulled out of a Tyler Perry film.
