Mitt Romney's Cokeface, and Other Interesting Moments From Last Night's…

Last night, President Obama and Mitt Romney faced off in Denver, in what will likely go down in history as some of the most boring 90 minutes in the history of American television. It was scoreless high school soccer game boring. It was oil change repair shop vintage issue of Reader's Digest with country sensation… » 10/04/12 11:30am 10/04/12 11:30am

A Day Of Transitions For Everyone!

  • Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius has removed her name from Cabinet consideration. [The Hill]
  • New York Governor David Paterson wants to be your next President because "Once you go black, you don't go back." [Politico]
  • Fred Thompson is so cheap that he's renting his apartment out for the inauguration. [Huffington Post]
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Today's News Is Brought To You By Andy Samberg's Soiled Pants

It used to be that this venerable feature was inspired by the news, hangovers, and/or funny pictures. But The Huffington Post's Jason Linkins and I have a new muse — or, to be fair, a couple of million of new muses harmed in the filming of SNL's digital short "Jizz In My Pants" (embedded after the jump). There's just… » 12/08/08 10:00am 12/08/08 10:00am

The Economy Sucks, Condi Has No Advice And Saxby Chambliss Is A Perv

  • Now that it's been a full year of shitty economic news, we are officially in a recession and have been for a year. Aren't you glad to know? [MSNBC]
  • The market is not glad to know, and it slid almost 700 points after learning the obvious. [NY Times]
  • In other obvious news, Condoleezza Rice doesn't plan to give much…
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