Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your one-stop shop for delicious, farm-fresh gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Justin Bieber loves saying the word "fuck"; Brad Pitt's mom wants Angelina to be a Good Christian; Katie Holmes and Chris Klein party like it's 2000.

They Grow Up So Fast...

Doug Barry

3/31/12 12:30pm

Director Jon Hurwitz and actors Jennifer Coolidge, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Jason Biggs, on the floor, Chris Klein, Seann William Scott, Tara Reid, Eugene Levy and director Hayden Schlossberg, from left, attend the photo call of the film 'American Reunion' in Berlin, Thursday, March 29, 2012. (AP…

Michael Jackson's Dermatologist Appointed To FDA

Margaret Hartmann

7/29/10 6:34pm

Michael Jackson's longtime dermatologist/friend Dr. Arnie Klein has been appointed to a position at the FDA. Now the man who advised MJ on what he should put in his face will help determine how injectables are used nation-wide.

Lindsay's Old Lawyer Quits; Her New Lawyer Is Like, Really New

Dodai Stewart

7/09/10 9:00am

148

Well, this should be interesting: Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned. [Mirror]

Susan Sarandon's Ping-Pong Reality Show; Courtney Love's Disastrous D.C. Concert

Margaret Hartmann

6/28/10 7:30pm

254

Susan Sarandon, the self-described "Johnny Appleseed of ping-pong," is working on a reality show about her ping-pong nightclub SPiN, and the young players trying to make it to the Olympics. "It won't be the Jersey Shore," says Susan.

Lady Gaga Is Not A Diva; Kim Thinks Breastfeeding Is Gross

Dodai Stewart

6/22/10 9:00am

352

In her interview with Rolling Stone, Lady Gaga says: "When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"

Betty White's Sex Photo Scandal; Chris Klein Arrested For DUI... With His Dog

Margaret Hartmann

6/16/10 7:30pm

151

Hot In Cleveland indeed: Old photos of Betty White and her late husband, TV host Allen Ludden, "engaging in sexual activities" are reportedly being shopped to media outlets.

Jessica's Latest Hookup Was Publicity Stunt; Amy Adams Has Baby Girl

Margaret Hartmann

5/17/10 7:30pm

133

Jessica Simpson was linked to Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner after they spoke to each other at an Oscars party and were spotted entering the same hotel, but he reportedly told his real girlfriend that it's all a publicity stunt.

Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???

Dodai Stewart

12/08/08 9:00am

Wow, Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn nuzzled at a private dinner for Milk last week. Samantha Ronson was not present. What does it all mean? [Fox 411]

This Week in Tabloids: Kristen Stewart Got New Boobs, Say Two Out of Two Plastic Surgeons

They Grow Up So Fast...

Michael Jackson's Dermatologist Appointed To FDA

Lindsay's Old Lawyer Quits; Her New Lawyer Is Like, Really New

Susan Sarandon's Ping-Pong Reality Show; Courtney Love's Disastrous D.C. Concert

Lady Gaga Is Not A Diva; Kim Thinks Breastfeeding Is Gross

Betty White's Sex Photo Scandal; Chris Klein Arrested For DUI... With His Dog

Jessica's Latest Hookup Was Publicity Stunt; Amy Adams Has Baby Girl

Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???

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