4-Year-Old Wears Fake Tits & Ass For Pageant Routine

We've seen children tortured, over-indulged, and sexualized on Toddlers & Tiaras, but last night's episode was the first time we've seen a little girl wear enhancements to actually make her look like a woman, when 4-year-old Maddy wore fake boobs and a fake butt for her Dolly Parton routine, which was for the… »9/01/11 11:25am9/01/11 11:25am

This Routine Is Entirely Too Sexual For A 3-Year-Old

I'm not one of those people who watches Toddlers & Tiaras and wrings her hands over what these kids are put through. Yes, I sit and totally pass judgment on these people, as I do with most subjects on reality TV, but mostly I enjoy the kitsch and glitz the kiddie pageants supply. In fact, I like living in a world… »8/25/11 5:40pm8/25/11 5:40pm

Swan Brooner: Child Beauty Queen, Not-So-Merry "Holiday Barbie"

The Christmas season is supposed to be a happy time for kids who are looking forward to an orgy of toys, sweets, and time off from school. But for some kids, there are much more important matters at hand this time of year; ones that carry grave consequences — like fucking up your modeling in the Christmaswear… »12/24/07 11:00am12/24/07 11:00am