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Someone Please Tell Courtney Stodden That Two Child Brides Are Not Better Than One

Well, it's official: 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson and his child bride, Courtney Stodden, win the award for Scariest Costume of the Year. Sure, Heidi Klum outdid herself by going as the combination of the Bodies exhibit and the dead bodies from personal nightmares, but somehow these images of Doug dresses as his bride —…

If Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Went To College, She Would Major In Her 51-Year-Old Husband's Body

Busty 17-year-old trainwreck Courtney Stodden — who is married to 51-year-old Doug Hutchison — did a live streaming chat interview thing on Radar's Facebook page today, celebrating the fact that they've just signed a deal to get heir own reality show. The interview was sheer eye-roll-inducing fuckery. She stated…

A Word To The Wise: If You're Still Dealing With The Aftermath Of High-School Hook-Ups, You Probably Shouldn't Be Getting Hitched

We'll say it again: God bless the message boards of TheKnot.com. If not for it, where would poor, tormented brides like "Mrowdy" have to go to work out their like reallyreallyreally big problems with a community of anonymous frenemies? See, "Mrowdy" is getting married and having, like, 20 gajillion attendants in her…